Election Night Drinking Game

What You'll Need

• Lots of liquor. You choose what you want to get sloshed on.
• Drink glasses.
• Comfortable place to pass out.

Rules

These are all the rules you’ll need to get wasted…

Rule 1

Drink every time McCain wins a state.

Rule 2

Drink every time someone uses the word “mavrick”

Rule 3

Drink every time someone uses the word “rogue.”

Rule 4

Drink if Joe the Plumber, Amy the Housewife, John the Carpenter, Pete the Jizzmoper or any other “Name the Job” is mentioned.

Rule 5

Drink if Palin is wearing something that costs more than you make in a month.

Rule 6

Still sober?  Keep reading then…

“Spread the wealth” is mentioned. You can forgo this if you’re watching Fox News – you won’t last long.

Rule 7

Drink up if GW is mentioned. Bonus sip if it’s good.

Rule 8

Drink if Tina Fey is mentioned.

Rule 9

Drink every time someone says “battleground state.”

And the mind-eraser:

Finish your bottle if Bush declares martial law and makes himself the victor.

Help me out here – what rules am I missing?

Rule 10

If it looks like the other guy is really truly going to win, keep drinking until you can’t remember anything from the night. It’s at least a short-term solution.

Rule 11

Drink every time McCain addresses the audience as “my friends”.  Actually, replace the word “drink” with “kill me” and I’ll be happy.

Take a shot....

every time they say “Too Close to Call”