SEXY BUNNIES: The Playboy Bunny

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Everyone is focused on Easter right now, but when I hear bunny, even though I'm a chick, I can't help by think of the most FAMOUS bunny- and that isn't the one that's dropping off chocolate and jelly beans at the door, it's the PLAYBOY BUNNY. There's a different Playboy bunny for all flavors, all ages, types, etc....this bunny doesn't discriminate and actually sticks around YEAR ROUND, not just when Jesus rises. Without furth adieu, your Playboy bunnies!

What is a Playboy Bunny????

Not allcenterfolds are bunnies. Originally it started when Hugh started The Playboy Club, they were they waitresses with the little tails serving cocktails and a hot piece O’ ass. A bunny doesn’t get to just show up, there are bunny “rules” and standards, for instance:

  • “Bunny Stance”, a posture that was required in front of patrons. The Bunny must stand with legs together, back arched and hips tucked under
  • “Bunny Perch”. She must sit on the back of a chair, sofa, or railing without sitting too close to a patron.
  • “Bunny Dip”, was invented by Kelly Collins, once renowned for being the “Perfect Bunny”; to do the “Bunny Dip” the Bunny gracefully leans backwards while bending at the knees with the left knee lifted and tuck behind the right leg. This maneuver allowed Bunny to serve drinks while keeping her low-cut costume in place. Strict regulations were enforced by special workers in the guise of patrons.

To be a bunny:
There were different types of Bunnies, including the Door Bunny, Cigarette Bunny, Floor Bunny, Playmate Bunny and the Jet Bunnies (waitresses that served on the Playboy Jet). To become a Bunny women were first carefully chosen and selected from auditions. Then they underwent thorough and strict training before officially becoming a Bunny. Bunnies were required to be able to identify 143 brands of liquor and know how to garnish 20 cocktail variations. Dating or mingling with customers was strictly forbidden. Customers were also not allowed to touch the Bunnies, and demerits were given if a Bunny’s appearance was not properly organised. Only the C1, most important “Keyholders” (members of the Playboy Club), were allowed to date a Bunny.

Being sexy isn’t easy. Hugh is/was very picky about who wore “the bunny suit.”
Now once you’ve appeared in the magazine as a centerfold most people techincally call these women “Playboy bunnies” but this is how it all began.

Original "Club Bunnies"

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How about the patterns on those outfits eh?

Holly Madison dresses like a Playboy Bunny

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Getting Hef ot give her the permission to wear the costume wasn’t easy either.

The current Playmate of the YEAR, Jayde Nicole

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You notice through time that their breasts get progressively bigger, and their stomachs tighter. Hm….

People actually DID read Playboy for the articles:

Talented authors who have published their fiction work with playboy, award-winning and well-respected authors such as: Scott Turow, John Updike, Joyce Carol Oates, Tom Clancy, Kurt Vonnegut, Saul Bellow, Stanley Elkin, and Margaret Atwood have published writing with playboy.

YES, WE JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER:

There wasn't always SEXY WOMEN on the cover!

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….Hugh must’ve figured out what sold after doing a few of these. This was an August of 1956 cover.

....then the bunny started seeing what REALLY WORKED.

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June 1967 Playboy cover.

IT WASN'T THIS. Who wants to see Trump on the cover?

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March 1990 cover. Look at that smug face…

...July 1963, Playboy still attemped being "sweet"

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Nothing is more sweet than laying in a field of flowers.

RANDOM, BUT STILL APPRECIATED: BARBARAAAAAA

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October 1977 cover. Streisand, really?

Jerry Seinfeld knew what worked, THE LADIES!!!!

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October of 1993 cover.

Um, thumbs up for trying ot be experimental, but this wouldn't turn me on..

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If I were a DUDE. March 1999 cover.

What do you want to bet this one did well in sales?

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June 1962 Playboy cover.

...something tells me THIS didn't do as well. NOT A SHINGING MONENT.

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March 1989 Latoya Jackson is responsible for a huge drop in sales, or…so I would think.

Play gets PLAYFUL in 1964

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The 60's get a little racy

SEPTEMBER 1969...THE 70'S ARE CREEPING UP....

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THE 80'S WERE UNFORTUNATE, JULY 1980

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MARCH 1985, HOLY HAIR! HOLY LACE! HOLY LORD.

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APRIL 1987....SHOULDER PADS=NOT SEXY.

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JULY 1995, OUR BODY TYPE PREFERENCE GETS BUFF

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EW?

OH HOW THINGS CHANGE!

CURRENT APRIL '09 COVER, FUNNY MAN SETH ROGEN

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You know him from Knocked Up, Pineapple Express and the rest of the Judd Apatow films.

Guides featuring ladies who have appeared in Playboy:

 
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Palms Casino Resort

4321 West Flamingo Road, Las Vegas, NV 89103

A Playboy Club was recently reopened and you can visit it as the Palms Casino, where the women are doing all of the classic Playboy Bunny moves, wearing the classic Playboy bunny uniform.

A Playboy Club was recently reopened and you can visit it as the Palms Casino, where the women are doing all of the classic Playboy Bunny moves, wearing the classic Playboy bunny uniform.

Original "Jet Bunnies" that served on Playboy jets

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…way sexier than todays flight attendants don’t you agree?

What is a Playboy Playmate????

Bunnies should not be confused with “Playmates.”

The difference is:
A Playmate is a female model featured in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy magazine as Playmate of the Month.

The PMOM’s pictorial includes nude photographs and a centerfoldposter, as well as a short biography and the “Playmate Data Sheet”, which lists her birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. At the end of the year, one of the twelve Playmates of the Month is named Playmate of the Year (PMOY). Currently, Playmates of the Month are paid $25,000 USD and Playmates of the Year receive an additional $100,000 USD plus a car and a motorcycle.

Not too shabby. I’m reconsidering being a writer…..the motorcyle is tempting.

You’re considering being a Playmate?
Playboy encourages potential Playmates to send photos with “girl next door” appeal for consideration; others may submit photos of Playmate candidates, and are eligible for a $2,500 USD finder’s fee if their model is selected.

"Once a Playmate, always a Playmate"

Marilyn Monroe was the first "Sweetheart of the Month"

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The first issue of Playboy.

Most people don't know....

The first Playmate was actually Margie Harrison, who was playmate of the month, Miss January in 1954, the second issue published of Playboy.

Obviously, the covers grab your attention, here's some of the most famous covers:

"Just make the chick's body look like a bunny head"

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May of 1964 cover and Playmate of the year.

Darine Stern, who was the first African-American model to grace the cover!

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This issue appeared in October of 1971.

Jenny McCarthy's rise to fame, her 1993 cover!

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Funny lady Jenny started off my flaunting her “Assests…”…ok, punch me for the cheesy joke.

JANUARY 1992, THE BEGINNING OF HEF'S LOVE FOR BLONDES

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HEF LIKES THE BLONDES!!

Playmate of the year in 1993, Anna Nicole Smith

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Even though “anna” was known then as Vickie Smith.

PAMELA ANDERSON. NEED I SAY MORE?

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Pam is most definitly one of the most famous Playboy Playmates. She was chosen as Playmate of the month in Feb 1990 and has since appeared in Playboy several times. Now she continues to get naked for her animal rights activism with PETA.

Mexico's Playboy stirs up controversy with "VIRGIN MARY"

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Blasphemy, you tell me? I think it’s great.

Hef likes to put his girlfriends on the covers....

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Here’s Barbi Benton, former girlfriend of Hef.

Three of Hef's former girlfriends and "Girls Next Door"

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Bridget, Holly and Kendra.

Even Playboy was a victom of the 80's.

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August 1982 cover, proof of my headline. How about those glasses?

OLD SCHOOL PLAYBOY COVERS:

OCTOBER 2006- TECHNOLOGY MEANS- BIGGER AND BETTER.

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What do you think?

One thing remains the same: THE BUNNY

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The famous logo, depicting the stylized profile of a rabbit wearing a tuxedo bow tie, was designed by art designer Art Paul for the magazine’s second issue and has appeared on every issue since. A running joke in the magazine involves hiding the logo somewhere in the cover art or photograph
Hefner said that he chose the rabbit as a mascot for its “humorous sexual connotation”, and because the image was "frisky and playful.

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