Easiest Jobs Ever

Look how big my Doppler is..

Dallas Raines? Really?

Casual Hoodie Michael Cera

Button Down Shirt, Semi-Fancy Michael Cera

Fancy Michael Cera

#8 One of the Briefcase Girls from Deal or No Deal

Job Description: Stand there and look pretty.

Occasionally, you may have to give Howie Mandel a handjob.

#7 Douchebag Food Critic

“Ughhh….the bechemel was completely over salted and the lemon herb profiteroles were simply unpalatable”.

This might be the easiest job in the world. You get paid to eat ridiculously expensive meals and then poo poo them in the douchiest manner possible.

I have a hard time envisioning a job that adds less to society.

#6 Walmart Greeter

Job description = 4 Words.

# 5 Tiger Woods' Caddy

Honestly, this guy has it made.

Steve Williams (Tiger’s Caddy) makes $2 million a year. He wears shorts to work.

"Whiteness"

“High Five! Is it just me or does this pic look exactly like one of those inspirational posters?

Any thoughts on what the caption would be?

#4 Professional Air Guitar Player

Perks: Awesome Tiger Sweaters; airsex with groupies; international fame

Most difficult part of job: Hitting the F Major chord in Stairway to Heaven.

Salary: Granted, you’re not going to make millions but if you have talent, you can earn between $18,000-$45,000 on the wedding/bar mitzvah touring circuit.

Biggest Star in the industry: Bjorn Toroque

#3 Professional TV Watcher

Okay, so technically this is not a job; it’s an internship at Gawker. Nonetheless, how how cool would it be to put professional TV watcher on your sweet-ass resume?

Apply for the job here

#2 Professional Napper

This job is slightly easier than professional TV watcher AND it’s paid!

Wayne Munnelly is Travelodge’s Director of Sleep.

His job involves napping on as many of company’s 25,000 beds as possible. To check their comfort he examines the mattresses and pillows, room lighting and sound proofing, and he even has a bed in his office.

Bonus: Lifetime supply of pillow mints.

Join the I HEART Wayne Fan Club here

#1 Professional Slacker

“The Dude abides.”

Jeff Dowd, the actual dude who inspired the Dude in the Big Lebowski gets paid to travel around and make appearance at various Lebowski Festivals around the country.

Yes, that is right. He gets paid to be himself. He doesn’t have to do anything. Yes, this is an awesome job! And yes, he is an awesome human being.