Good Drunk VS. Bad Drunk

BAD: Because you'll get photos like THIS tagged of you on Facebook.

BAD:Because your toilet isn't a bed.

BAD: Because drunken dancing=broken bones, including your face.

BAD:Because you'll end up hanging in someone's closet

BAD: Because your friend will try to suffocate you in your sleep

BAD:Because you don't want this to become your only ambition

BAD:Because you'll have to buy a new chair in the morning.

BAD:Because your friends don't love you enough to NOT leak this

BAD:Because a subway ride is not fun when you're seated like THIS

BAD:Because everyone will get a free flash of the coot.

BAD:Because you'll become a present for who knows what

BAD:Because you WILL become an ART experiment

BAD:Because you'll end up with a mustache.

BAD:FROSTBITE.

BAD:Because you're more talented than THIS

BAD: Because you'll eventually end up looking like a zombie ....

I want YOUR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

GOOD: Drunken Spaghetti

A few bottles of red wine, fresh cheese and basil, delicious!

GOOD: Flogging Molly's Drunken Lullabyes!

If you don’t have their albums, or their bass player Nathen Maxwell’s new solo album, BUY THEM. Drunken joy will ensue.

GOOD: Drunk lipsynching into your blowdryer after drinking a bottle of vino

GOOD: Thai Drunken Noodles

Without fail I will ALWAYS order this when I’m at a Thai restaurant, the hotter the better!

GOOD: Drunk Cherries

Drunk Cherries

2 1/2 c cherries, pitted or with pits, whichever you want
1 c sugar
1 c water
1/4 c orange liquor
1/4 c tequila or rum
1 t vanilla

GOOD: Drunk Granny

Who doesn’t love to see their Momma, Granny, Auntie a little tipsy and chatty. Some of the best stories i’ve heard happened when they had a few glasses in them.

GOOD: Drunk at home

There’s nothing worse than being drunk when you’re OUT AND ABOUT. People are staring, you’re uncomfortable, your feet hurt….it’s generally uncomfortable.

GOOD: Drunk Gnomes

GOOD: Drunk IN the pool

Ok, I know you may argue this because there’s always the chance for drowning. But how about drunk, by the pool, with a lifeguard? In the Caribbean. :)

GOOD: Drunk off WINE

You’re sailing, you’ve got a buzz….it’s ALL groovy.

GOOD: Receiving the drunk text

….from the people in the left column.

GOOD: Because you not only get to drink it ....

BAD: Because people are watching you

You can’t hide. Or don’t remember how to hide when you’re drunk.

BAD: Because your eyes become magnets and you can't see how TERRIBLE u look