What's in YOUR Dream Home?

Secret Rooms

Not that my dream house is by any definition ordinary in appearance, but the assortment of secret rooms and hidden passageways throughout the property would be completely inconspicuous. Sure, my closest friends shall be in the know on most of them, but I’m saving the zombie safe room for me and my family.

Indoor Slide

When 1-3 floors are involved, elevators are just plain lazy in lieu of climbing stairs. However, sliding your way down is both fun AND efficient. I’d also have a weatherproof slide extending from my bedroom window, down and out into the pool.

An Indoor Olympic Size Pool

I hate sharing lanes with people so I would definitely want my own indoor pool. And now that I’m thinking about it, I also want a retractable glass roof— in case I need some fresh air.

A fully stocked STARBUCKS

I have a Britney Spears sized love for the BUCK.

Miniature Golf Course

Oh how glorious. There would be 36 unique holes, as well as three refueling stations (full bars) strategically placed throughout the course. I’d also have the world’s first par 20 mini golf hole, where use of a pitching wedge is encouraged.

Arcade

I’m only a marginal video game geek, but that wouldn’t stop me from having a two-tiered home arcade; tier 1 for retro games, tier 2 for the latest and greatest. Upon entering this arcade, gamers would be issued mandatory food and drink dispensing helmets for extended periods of gameplay. Catheter optional.

A ginormous closet

And all the shoes I want to go inside :)

1950's Kitchen of the Future

I didn’t have to think this one out at all

More like "who" is in my dream house

Meet Jacques.

Jacques would live in the eastern most wing and would be my 24/7 massage therapist.

He would also double as my personal trainer and dog-walker.

I can’t wait until I am rich and famous; it’s gonna be awesome.