Douche-bachery!

  • by keifer
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  • September 16, 2009
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For some reason, I didn't think that there were enough guides pertaining to douchebags, so I made another. I hope you find this just as entertaining as any other guide containing a pink, popped-collared polo. Ya feels me?

What NOT to wear, apparently.

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Poor guy went out and bought all of this stuff just to take a picture. I would feel sorry for him, except he ended up here!

The mandatory "Douche" pic

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What good would a douchebag guide be without it?

Douchebag Express Line

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Alllllllllll Aboooooooooard!

Ahh, douche'!

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Double your pleasure, double your fun. Two wrongs definitely don’t make a right!

Douchebag Rating Scale

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This has officially replaced the DEFCON scale because now, douchebags are more likely to harm the country than anybody else.

Kanye West

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Enough said.

 

Two wrongs don't make a right!

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These guys really give a whole new meaning to the term “shit-faced.”

Collar Clips

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I don’t think that they could ever make enough of these things.

REALLY fake tans

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(Caption) “For when you want to look like you work for Willy Wonka.”

Douche Frat

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When I look at this pic, I keep thinking of a bubble gum commercial.

Got Douche?

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I would say that, without a doubt, he does.

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Thank you. Now I’m going to bed to have nightmares.

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Quite douchey…