Dork Out Your Vintage Outfit!

Pick up a pair of dorky glasses

Even if you don’t really wear glasses, fool us all by your fabulous dorky sense of style! (We’ll only know if we try on your glasses.) In that case, just keep ’em on your face.

DORK!

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Throw a bird around your neck. It will look great with those dorky glasses.

You see, the glasses will make you look smart! Even if you’re not smart, make sure they are ten times bigger than they should be.

Wear a shirt with some strange cartoon images

It will take a while for people to figure out what the strange cartoon means, while they’re examining your tattoos. Socks with sandals though… even dorkier!

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The Bowtie

Bring it back! This is the ultimate dork: black rimmed glasses with a large bowtie!

Dorky USB Specs

Who says that a USB can’t be dorky too? Play it up and get even dorkier!

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Accessorize Your Dorkiness

Let it be known that you are a dork and THAT IT IS COOL to be one.

Wear glasses around your neck instead

Yeah, this is real dorky. This type of eye wear is best worn around the neck anyway. Who can REALLY see out of those?

It's all about the attitude

Stretch jeans, small shoes, and the over the shoulder purse… oh yes! This is dorky but cool at the same time. Bringin’ it back!

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Dress it up!

This big bowed, polka dotted dress with scarf is the dorky dress we’ve been looking for!

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This Molly Ringwald inspired outfit is bringing home that loveable 1980’s dorkiness. Her glasses, and floral patterned skirt make me want to watch The Breakfast Club.

Suspenders accompanied with a mustache

Can’t get any dorkier than this! However, I applaud this look. He’s bringing back the early 1900’s-1920’s look here. Gotta love that class.

Grab a dorky date

Spice up your evening with a dorky date to accompany your dorky self.

Bring back those dorky 1970's scarves

I love those multicolored scarves from the 70’s that don’t really match what you’re wearing. Accessorize your outfit with a dorky scarf!

Do it all up!

This dorky gal has the scarf, the long sweater jacket, the hat, AND the glasses! She is goin’ all out with the dorkieness and I’m lovin’ it!

Long ugly sweaters and tights

I am all about this outfit. I’m not sure if it’s the ugly sweater or the blue tights. Anyway, it’s dorky but I love it.

The long sweater is accompanied by some tall tan boots. It’s not about matching here. It’s all about the dorky style.

Knee Highs

Knee highs are perfect for the approaching fall weather, along with a high waisted, dorky skirt. Love it.

Wear annoying headphones

This way you can’t hear all the comments about your dorky outfit and your um… dorky headphones.

A tie and a some dorky tight washed out jeans

Um… those jeans are dorky! Dig the tie though. Rock on dorky girl!

Dorky grandma shirt

She is rockin’ this dorky green shirt she pulled from her grandmother’s closet. I’m sure there are tons of shirts in my grandmother’s closet just waiting to be DORKED out!

Plaid skirt with tights

Oh yeah! Smokin’ dorky skirt with tights! I can’t remember the last time I wore a plaid skirt. Oh yea… it was in high school. It’s back and comes with a complementary chemistry book!

Dorky Hats

A dorky hat is a MUST to wear with any dorky outfit.