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- October 03, 2008
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In the pursuit of trying to be unique (just like everyone else) I've gotten to the point in my life where going out to clubs and bars on a weekly basis just isn't an enjoyable past time. Still, my inchoate mind screams out for some sort of entertainment activities. After scouring the area for some hole in the wall spots and under the table activities, here's what I found.
Get Active
As a card carrying sedentary American, I always thought that physical activity and fun were mutually exclusive things. Lately I’ve been proven wrong, just take a look.
Softball/Kickball/Dodgeball League
CoEd Sports LA sanctions one of the many super dodgeball meetups in the city. What sets them apart is their casual no-league approach as well as their mandatory “everyone plays” rules. You can totally tell that the organizers grew up as the kid who was always picked last, but it’s fun throwing balls at girls’ faces. Yes, I said it’s fun.
Circle K Horse Rentals
914 S Mariposa St, Burbank, CA 91506
Best place to rent horses in the Burbank area, for $25 an hour you can make all your girls non food related dreams come true. Taking the missus here earns you some major brownie points, especially if you actually know how to ride. Be sure to take carrots for the hungry horses, they are 10x more obedient after being fed.
Best place to rent horses in the Burbank area, for $25 an hour you can make all your girls non food related dreams come true. Taking the missus here earns you some major brownie points, especially if you actually know how to ride. Be sure to take carrots for the hungry horses, they are 10x more obedient after being fed.
Griffith Park Horse Rentals
480 W Riverside Dr, Burbank, CA 91506
Most popular than the Circle K Ranch out of sheer size and ideal location but the horses are damn scruffy.
Most popular than the Circle K Ranch out of sheer size and ideal location but the horses are damn scruffy.
Cityrace Urban Hunt
City Race LA puts on mini scavenger hunts throughout the city that combine trivia with straight up physical challenges. I’ve already assembled the perfect team members as well as name (Team Iraqi Freedom) and we will soon be dominating these events. BTW, yes, the name is meant to be ironic.
Coming at you from the shadows of democratization, we are… Team Iraqi Freedom.
Fun for the Whole Family
While ruining your finances and sex life, kids don’t have to further this trend when it comes to going out and having fun… unless your idea of entertainment is twisted and sick like Jeri Ryan’s ex-husband who dropped out of the Senate race in Illinois and allowed Barack Obama to storm in uncontested. Jack Ryan should totally get the MVP from the Democratic Party for his strange sexual fetishes.
Pantages Theater
6233 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028
Ask me how to get half price tickets for this show. Besides, Defying Gravity is probably the greatest Broadway song ever, especially my super-breathy Homer Simpsonized version of the tune.
Ask me how to get half price tickets for this show. Besides, Defying Gravity is probably the greatest Broadway song ever, especially my super-breathy Homer Simpsonized version of the tune.
Frying High Defying Grebbity!
Just wait until this show gets to Korea, oh it’s gonna be so over then…
El Capitan Theatre
6838 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood, CA 90028
Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D is coming soon, and I promise you, you don’t want to miss thissssss!
Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D is coming soon, and I promise you, you don’t want to miss thissssss!
Captain Jack Skellington!
Hot Fun Injections!
Get Some Culture You Swine
If not here, then where?
Wilshire Theater
8440 Wilshire Blvd, Beverly Hills, CA 90211
Noted music impresario – and impregnator of white women – Quincy Jones is having a tribute concert of all his hits this weekend at the Wilshire Theater in Beverly Hills. Like most of the attendees I’ll probably just wait for “Just Once” to come out, squeal like a little girl and then leave once he comes up to the stage to be recognized.
Noted music impresario – and impregnator of white women – Quincy Jones is having a tribute concert of all his hits this weekend at the Wilshire Theater in Beverly Hills. Like most of the attendees I’ll probably just wait for “Just Once” to come out, squeal like a little girl and then leave once he comes up to the stage to be recognized.
The Doll Factory
1910 Temple Street Los Angeles, CA 90026
Aren’t female roller derby participants the true gladiators of our time? Warring against each other in a circular ring, skating around with blind fury and arousing the predominantly male population into a frenzy. Well, at least the hot ones do. Admission’s pricey, but so is psychoanalysis, might as well get a 2 for 1 deal.
You want my body, try and take it!
Hollywood Fight Club
6767 W Sunset Blvd Ste 6, Los Angeles, CA 90028
Wish it were a real fight club, watch plays as films
Wish it were a real fight club, watch plays as films
The Bootleg Theater
2220 Beverly Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90057
Featuring The Kiss of the Spider Woman Musical, I unwisely thought that this was going to be some hot sex-filled romp of superheroes and their weird sexual hangups. Imagine, dear reader, my surprise when it turned out to be a heartwarming story about a gay pedophile and a revolutionary and their touching friendship… in jail… where they belong.
The Only Spiderwoman I'd Want a Kiss From
Terrible grammar in that header, I know… no nipples or genitalia showing, Alex, hopefully this won’t be too controversial?
V Lounge
2020 Wilshire Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90403
80’s Prom Party: A Benefit to End Cancer is a good way to re-experience the 80’s, even if you were just a fetus back then. Considering I never even went to prom (lots of bitterness in that tale) I figure I would drag the missus out and claim it was for breast cancer research, a cause near and dear to her heart, both literally and figuratively.
I don’t know why women like Pete Wentz, I think that he’s a no-talent hack married to an even more no-talent hack… thus mediocrity ensures itself in another generation.
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Why do you know who Pete Wentz is? Kayaking through the canals in Naples/Long Beach is also fun. Except you have to leave the moon jellies alone.
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I do not like Pete Wentz, OR that guy in the green spandex.
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