Sexy in SWEATPANTS.....?

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Sweatpants happen to be my very favorite clothing item. Which, honestly- pains me to admit. I've had many "fail" moments while trying to pull off sweatpants without looking like I escaped from the hospital, was spiraling into a deep depression, lost my pants or just "gave up." The truth is, sweats are comfy. End of story....and actually you can find some with STYLE too..... SO, Sweatpants sexy or not? Share your SWEATPANTS stories with me. Let's cozy up.

KEY TO SWEATPANTS SEXINESS:

They must sit low on the hips, if they’re pulled to your tummy you’ll look like a nerd.

WHY SWEATS ARE AWESOME

  1. Comfort.
  2. Perfect for cuddling
  3. You could trick people into thinking you were productive and went to the gym.
  4. If you aren’t picky, they’re SUPER cheap.
  5. They’re functional, you don’t have to worry about “splitting your pants.”

TIP: Wide Legged Sweatpants look more chic

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STAY AWAY FROM TAPERED. The tapered leg looks like you picke dup your pants from Wal-mart or stole them from one of your Highschool boyfriends.

DO NOT, under any circumstance wear sweats into the fast food restaurant...

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that’s what the drive-thru is for.

HEELS + SWEATPANTS= NEVER. EVER. OK.

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Except…..MAYBE….if you’re rehearsing for you VMA performance, without any camera’s present. Beyonce gets a free pass on this one. These ladies DO NOT.

KEEP THEM BELOW THE BELLY BUTTON

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AND past your ankles.

 

If you're trying to look GOOD, you'll need these.

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Free City sweats may be a bit pricey, but they’re perfect and each handmade…best purchase I’ve ever made.

SWEATPANTS FAUX PAS

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I’m all for the brightly colored sweats….if you only wear ONE piece at a time. Powdered blue sweats from head to toe is a MAJOR NO.

PEOPLE WORRY IF.......

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You wear a WIFE BEATER with your sweats. Also, stay away from the “Messy Bun” when pairing it with your sweats…this is one of those “she totally gave up” moments, that we’d like to avoid.

Cut-off sweats are only ok IF:

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YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE THIS. Otherwise you look like a tool bag.

UNLESS YOU'RE THE GUY ABOVE....

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Always wear a shirt, to avoid looking like you just escaped from your girlfriends window when her husband came barreling in ready to beat your a**.

Paris gets COMFY.

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IF you’re attempting to pull off “fashionista” while not taking away from comfort or style, as much as I LOATHE Paris Hilton, she knows what she’s doing here. THE KEY IS; Accessories; HATS, SUNGLASSES, spunky tennies, jackets….etc.

This guy....totally gave up.

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AVOID EATING JUNK FOOD WHILE WEARING SWEATS….people will think you can’t fit into your regular clothes because of your sh*tty eating habits.

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chelsea Rss 

Manhattan, New York
Writer. Coast Hopper. Perpetual Dreamer and Achiever. Student of life and Manhattan adventuress... And just in case you're wondering, gangsta rap made me do it.

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