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Denver's Dating Scene: 5 Typical Dating Profiles
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- August 25, 2008
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From the High Country to the flat lands, Denver is one of the best cities in the country to be single in. Check out these five dating profiles to see what your next Denver date might be like. Leave a comment with your own example!!
A Date Has Five Potential Results
1. Order Up: Hey, you can offer to pay for the tip or pay for the drinks after dinner, but the best part of the date is ordering anything you want off of the menu. Hey, free Meal!
2. Friendship Circle: If the date doesn’t work out, always remember that men have friends… and since you never officially dated, his friends are open territory.
3. Booty Call: You may totally dig the guy or not dig him at all… The truth is you want some and you want some now! Go for it, and let it hold you over for a bit.
4. You and Me and Me and You: Oh, so cute it makes me want to puke. Things went well and now you are seeing each other a couple times a week. Cloud nine and fun times, it could turn out to be a new steady.
5. LOL (Laugh out Loud): My friend Claire is an active internet dater. Not too long ago she went on a date with guy that she met on match.com. Claire met up with him at a coffee shop and found out that the man was HOMELESS. He had used the public library for online dating. My friend told me that she didn’t want him to think that she would always pay for things, so she made him pay for the coffee! Hey, it’s funny!
The Yuppie
Lola
1575 Boulder St Unit C, Denver, CO 80211
This yuppie will pick you up on his scooter, by foot, or in his shiny Audi, but it will be in time for Yappy hour. Bring your designer shades, and pretend like you aren’t hip, and you will fit in.
This yuppie will pick you up on his scooter, by foot, or in his shiny Audi, but it will be in time for Yappy hour. Bring your designer shades, and pretend like you aren’t hip, and you will fit in.
Impulse Theater
Wynkoop St, Denver, CO 80202
I may have peed my pants when I went there last. The audience suggested toe-nail biting Olympics in slow motion!
I may have peed my pants when I went there last. The audience suggested toe-nail biting Olympics in slow motion!
A Summer date may include an evening at Film on the Rocks…bring a cushi for your tushi and a blanket for cuddles. Films like The Big Lebowski & Sixteen Candles = Yuppie Heaven!
A Summer date may include an evening at Film on the Rocks…bring a cushi for your tushi and a blanket for cuddles. Films like The Big Lebowski & Sixteen Candles = Yuppie Heaven!
The Urban Hippie
Corepower Yoga
333 E 13th Ave, Denver, CO 80203
Slip on your best spandex and meet your date at Core for some morning salutations. The more you sweat the more you will turn him on. Note: It’s crowded, so be prepared to be two inches from his butt.
Slip on your best spandex and meet your date at Core for some morning salutations. The more you sweat the more you will turn him on. Note: It’s crowded, so be prepared to be two inches from his butt.
Water Course Foods
837 E 17th Ave, Denver, CO 80218
He wants to Veg You Up! You’ll frolic over to this hip uptown vegetarian eatery, so make sure to order up enough protein to hold you over until you can sneak a piece of jerky from your purse.
He wants to Veg You Up! You’ll frolic over to this hip uptown vegetarian eatery, so make sure to order up enough protein to hold you over until you can sneak a piece of jerky from your purse.
Mercury Cafe
2199 California St, Denver, CO 80205
Your Zen man might suggest open mike night or salsa lessons at this bohemian warehouse palace. Wear your brightest colors and eat beforehand, the food is bland and chewy.
Your Zen man might suggest open mike night or salsa lessons at this bohemian warehouse palace. Wear your brightest colors and eat beforehand, the food is bland and chewy.
The Colorado Cowboy
Sam Taylor's Bbq
435 S Cherry St, Denver, CO 80246
He will round you up at your place for an early supper probably around 5:30… Order up the ribs or the brisket, and flirt by letting your cowboy help you wipe the bbq sauce off of your chin.
He will round you up at your place for an early supper probably around 5:30… Order up the ribs or the brisket, and flirt by letting your cowboy help you wipe the bbq sauce off of your chin.
Grizzly Rose the
5450 N Valley Hwy, Denver, CO 80216
Wear your Wranglers and pull out those vintage boots! You can wear a skirt, but if you plan to ride the mechanical bull then bring bloomers. Order a brewsky and try dancing to live country music!
Wear your Wranglers and pull out those vintage boots! You can wear a skirt, but if you plan to ride the mechanical bull then bring bloomers. Order a brewsky and try dancing to live country music!
National Western Complex Stadium
CO 80216
National Western Stock Show = YEEEHA! Date number two might just lead you to a rodeo to watch your date himself in a bull riding contest. Go Cowyboy Go!
National Western Stock Show = YEEEHA! Date number two might just lead you to a rodeo to watch your date himself in a bull riding contest. Go Cowyboy Go!
The Xtreme Boarder
Wahoo's Fish Taco Restaurant
1521 Blake St, Denver, CO 80202
He’ll swing by your place in his Subaru Impreza… Wahoo’s is casual, so wear your butt jeans, and order their scrumptious fish tacos. Make sure his back is to the TV or lose him to the sports on tv.
He’ll swing by your place in his Subaru Impreza… Wahoo’s is casual, so wear your butt jeans, and order their scrumptious fish tacos. Make sure his back is to the TV or lose him to the sports on tv.
Aspen and Snowmass
425 RIO GRANDE PL ASPEN, CO 81611
The X Games = Xtremely Sexy! A weekend date might take you to beautiful Aspen, where you might be able to watch your boarder hottie ride the superpipe. Totally Wicked!
The Road Racer
Rtd-Regional Transportation District
1600 Blake St, Denver, CO 80202
Nothing wrong with supporting the public transportation system, just come prepared with the exact change for the bus fare and a flexible schedule.
Nothing wrong with supporting the public transportation system, just come prepared with the exact change for the bus fare and a flexible schedule.
Coors Field - Baseball Season
2001 BLAKE ST DENVER, CO 80205
As long as the Tour de France is complete, your date might score a home run by taking you to a Rockie’s game. Find the beer and the chocolate covered strawberries on a stick.
Sing Sing
1735 19th St, Denver, CO 80202
Don’t be surprised if your date knows all the words to every song. Remember, this guy spends hours training, so his ipod becomes his crowd. If he gets up on the the piano don’t leave!
Don’t be surprised if your date knows all the words to every song. Remember, this guy spends hours training, so his ipod becomes his crowd. If he gets up on the the piano don’t leave!
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There is the “Sizzle It then Fizzle It” sort of like “hit it and quit it” but a modernized version without the domestic violence misnomer. It conjurs images bacon and breakfast – cuz when the effing stops the eating begins – both on a micro and macro level of a relationship. It is very different from a one night stand, but has a lot of the same characteristics – my dad “sizzled it” for 18yrs.
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You think straight guys are hard to read, try the Chemistry.com M4M ads: Honest to a fault (Yeah right), 32 y/o (read: 52), athletic (read: I shower once a month), love art museums and fine dining (you pay), straight acting (horn-dog), masculine (read: beer gut) and overall nice guy (as long as you buy dinner and are great in bed). If he’s too good to be true, HE is not true or good! Buyer beware!
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Word up. Nice guide. I think I’m the yuppie, but you also forgot the Metrosexual, the wannabe outdoors type, the videogamer, the frat boy, and the one I feel best describes me, the certifiable d bag.
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