Red Rocks 2008: The MILF Year: "Music I'd Love to Forget"
By perry
updated 5 months ago
You take the world's best outdoor venue for live music, one that musicians count on their "must do" list, and you put 50 somethings in charge (that's all I can think of to blame!) Whaddya get? Well look out below, but it ain't pretty. Here's a glimpse of the 2008 Red Rocks line-up.
The Police. Every Breath You Take…might be your last. Picture flocks of 50 somethings divorcees ascending the rocks, all aflutter to see Sting in his tight red leathers.
Mr Red, White and Battered Blue – Red Eyes, Pasty White Skin, and Protruding Blue Veins. I think I’d be crying in the rain. I couldn’t bring myself to using his “new” Gravedigger video. Yikes!
True Colors Tour. GLBT solidarity is cool, but do we need to drag up (no pun intended) Joan Armatrading, the B-52’s, and the Indigo Girls to fill out the rainbow? Oy!