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You’re killing me. Pints Pub? I should just move in. And I would RUN to a place called Le Peep. That’s it, I’m moving.
There's got to be a morning after.
So last night was a wild Saturday on the town. You had a thousand laughs and a hundred drinks. And now…The Hangover.
The good news, you have the whole day to shake it off, and Denver has the cure for a case of the Irish Flu. Here’s a step-by-step plan to get you back in the game.
Step One: Hydrate and Medicate
First, 2 glasses of water
Then, take 2 Ibuprofen
Finally, take a shower.
Step Two: Brunch
Denver has many fine choices for Brunch. To deal with your Hangover you are going to want to go with something heavy, starchy, and with a fair amount of grease. The British swear by Bacon sandwiches for a hangover, and they may be on the right track. Here are a few good choices:
Nice big, dense, delicious Bagels. The best in town. Remember, you’ve got a hangover so don’t skimp on the cream cheese, and think about trying some smoked salmon lox.
Nice big, dense, delicious Bagels. The best in town. Remember, you’ve got a hangover so don’t skimp on the cream cheese, and think about trying some smoked salmon lox.
Eggs. They are your friend when you are hungover. You can get them scrambled, fried, poached, and however else you like them at this great brunch spot.
Eggs. They are your friend when you are hungover. You can get them scrambled, fried, poached, and however else you like them at this great brunch spot.
Huge flakey biscuits, sugary deep-fried beignets, and delicious rice-pudding porridge. Everything on the menu at Luciles is designed to diffuse your hangover.
Huge flakey biscuits, sugary deep-fried beignets, and delicious rice-pudding porridge. Everything on the menu at Luciles is designed to diffuse your hangover.
The only brunch in town served by Drag-queens. The service might be a clever gag, but the food is serious business. I recommend the Breakfast Casserole. It’s like a lasagne made of eggs and hash browns. Brilliant!
The only brunch in town served by Drag-queens. The service might be a clever gag, but the food is serious business. I recommend the Breakfast Casserole. It’s like a lasagne made of eggs and hash browns. Brilliant!
Omelettes, waffles, potatoes, and sausage. Le Peep has a breakfast menu like a greasy spoon diner, but cooks it up like a fine dining restaurant. Fresh and delicious always.
Omelettes, waffles, potatoes, and sausage. Le Peep has a breakfast menu like a greasy spoon diner, but cooks it up like a fine dining restaurant. Fresh and delicious always.
This gay bar is not typically celebrated for it’s food but every Sunday they hold a chili cook-off. Green chili, Red chili, Chili Con Carne. It’s always different and always great.
This gay bar is not typically celebrated for it’s food but every Sunday they hold a chili cook-off. Green chili, Red chili, Chili Con Carne. It’s always different and always great.
On weekends the Palace does an incredible Dim Sum Brunch. They wheel around carts laden with different dim sum dishes and you pick and choose till you are stuffed. Sweet, Savory, and unusual. This is my favorite brunch in denver. Your hangover won’t stand a chance.
On weekends the Palace does an incredible Dim Sum Brunch. They wheel around carts laden with different dim sum dishes and you pick and choose till you are stuffed. Sweet, Savory, and unusual. This is my favorite brunch in denver. Your hangover won’t stand a chance.
Step Three: Stretch your legs.
A little bit of excersise will help you rid your body of leftover toxins. Take is slow and easy, but keep moving. You’ll feel the difference.
Wash Park looks like an Olympic Village at times. Everyone is effortlessly running and in perfect shape. Don’t be intimidated. Take a long slow walk and enjoy the sun and fresh air.
Wash Park looks like an Olympic Village at times. Everyone is effortlessly running and in perfect shape. Don’t be intimidated. Take a long slow walk and enjoy the sun and fresh air.
This little Par Three course is perfect for the first time golfer. It’s like putt-putt on a larger scale. It’s cheap to play and they will even loan you clubs at the starter house. It will take you less than an hour to play 9 holes and you will walk 2 miles without noticing.
This little Par Three course is perfect for the first time golfer. It’s like putt-putt on a larger scale. It’s cheap to play and they will even loan you clubs at the starter house. It will take you less than an hour to play 9 holes and you will walk 2 miles without noticing.
By now, you should be feeling almost whole. As your hangover fades you will start to feel groggy and sluggish. You will need to need to fortify yourself with a strong cup of joe.
Stella’s makes a really wonderful cup of coffee. Sit out on the deck, in the sunshine, and watch the world move by on quaint Old South Pearl Street. You will leave recharged.
Stella’s makes a really wonderful cup of coffee. Sit out on the deck, in the sunshine, and watch the world move by on quaint Old South Pearl Street. You will leave recharged.
This little coffee shop sells Lion Brand coffee from Hawaii. It is rich in flavor, as black as old engine oil, and will zap you back into alertness in no time.
This little coffee shop sells Lion Brand coffee from Hawaii. It is rich in flavor, as black as old engine oil, and will zap you back into alertness in no time.
The Hair of the Dog.
If you have tried everything else and are still feeling like 50 miles of rough road, you might need the oldest and most reliable of all Hangover Cures: A Drink.
If you are a fan of single malt scotches then this bar is perfect for you. They’ve got hundreds to choose from. I personally dislike scotch, and have a particular dislike for the snobs who drink it. Lucky for me, Pints also serves an ice cold cider that hits the spot.
If you are a fan of single malt scotches then this bar is perfect for you. They’ve got hundreds to choose from. I personally dislike scotch, and have a particular dislike for the snobs who drink it. Lucky for me, Pints also serves an ice cold cider that hits the spot.
Five bucks will buy you a bottomless mimosa at Sputnik’s Hangover Brunch. Bring a book or your laptop and let the power of Orange Juice and Champagne nurse you back to full strength.
Five bucks will buy you a bottomless mimosa at Sputnik’s Hangover Brunch. Bring a book or your laptop and let the power of Orange Juice and Champagne nurse you back to full strength.
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Click here to log in.how did I miss this? I was totally going to do the hangover survival guide. DAMN YOU! hahaha
I love your voice and your words and your guides and you make me want to have fun. when the zombies attack, we can look at these guides and fantasize about better days – and then we can make guides about dealing with / killing / disposing of zombies – in fact, i’ll race you to it. i’m goin to make one right now. you’re like a guide machine – and i’m like your comment-bot thatfollowsyou.
I was saying just last week somebody needs to do a guide just like this for Denver. Awesome guide.
You’re killing me. Pints Pub? I should just move in. And I would RUN to a place called Le Peep. That’s it, I’m moving.