Creepiest Characters In Advertising
God, I wish I could make that Venga Boys song play at full volume as you read this guide. This one goes out to all of the poor saps who had to dress up in a rubber mask and a tux and dance around at Six Flags.
THE CREEPY SIX FLAGS GUY
The Venga Boys owe each American a $.40 settlement check in a lawsuit against annoyingness. I hope they at least made out like bandits with those publishing rights.
I Don't Know Where You're Going With This, BK
Jack-In-The-Box Ball Head Guy
As if the ecoli found in your burgers weren’t enticing enough.
Flo, The Car Insurance Yaysayer
Not even creepy in a funny way. Not at all.
California Rasins
They always gave me the chillywillies.
Quiznos Creepy Animal
I’m not even sure what that thing is, but it definitely didn’t make me want to go grab a hot sandwich.
The Burger King King
This guy is creepier than Mr. Rogers.
Money With Eyes
Thanks, Geico, for making us all more aware of our currency-centric lifestyles. Or, in my case, reminding me that I’m still 6 grand in debt…
Did They Have To Photoshop Out Ronald's Shank?
Smiling Bob (The Enzyte Guy)
I don’t care how big your wang is now Bob, you’re still not going to get laid if you keep that serial killer grin on your face all the time.
Samsung Hummingbird
OK, so it’s not a character per se, but I find this robobird both exquisitely beautiful and unspeakably terrifying. Altogether, I think that qualifies as creepy.
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