Who knew wine labels could be funny?
I know they say not to judge a book by its cover, but this is wine. I don't know about you, but when I'm out buying wine I'm usually attracted to the funny labels first. Here's a collection of some of the funniest and most bizarre wine labels to ever fall into a wino's hands.
Webster's Wine Bar
1480 W Webster Ave Chicago, IL 60614
Chicago’s oldest wine bar has a bit of an European feel to it. Grab a comfy couch if you can! The service is friendly, smart and they’re quick with awesome recommendations.
404 Wine Bar
2856 N Southport Ave Chicago, IL 60657
404 and Jack’s Bar and Grill next door are connected (and share a bathroom). They’re not a pretentious wine bar, but I’ve heard their service has had mixed reviews.
Fat Bastard Wine
$.25 from each bottle of Fat Bastard purchased in September and October will support breast cancer research and education.
Photo "credit"http://www.myhumors99.com/2009/09/10-bizarre-wine-brand-names.html
Volo Restaurant Wine Bar
2008 W Roscoe St Chicago, IL 60618
Volo’s wine bar is a smaller space so it’s better for small groups or couples. It’s a tad overpriced so if you’re looking for a casual date, Volo isn’t your spot.
I can’t find the name of this wine and it is killing me.
Try a wine. Love it? Their store is right next door, conveniently, for purchases of your favorites.
Try a wine. Love it? Their store is right next door, conveniently, for purchases of your favorites.
Elephant on a Tightrope
Read more about Elephant on a Tightrope here
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Enoteca Roma Wine Bar
2144-2146 W Division St Chicago, IL 60622
Enoteca is difficult to locate (next to Letizias Bakery), but if you can find it, it’s worth the trouble.
Boxhead
“The locals of the Barossa Valley sometimes refer to themselves as Boxheads, a tongue and cheek reference to the shape of their heads. The Boxhead wine pays homage to the personalities that have been instrumental in the success of the Barossa region.”
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Cleavage Creek
“Budge Brown is mad as hell at breast cancer, and he’s determined to do whatever he can to help find a cure for it. ‘My wife died for no damn good reason. It’s time to do something about this.’”
And so he did. “The label of each bottle of Cleavage Creek wine features the image of an actual breast cancer survivor whose story is told on the Cleavage Creek website.”
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Bin 36
339 N Dearborn St, Chicago, IL 60654
Bin 36 has a casual atmosphere, which makes it a great hang-out spot. I’d stick to their wine and cheese menu since their dinner hasn’t had many great reviews.
Bitch
Bitch is an Australian wine. The back label says “bitch” 77 times followed by “some more.”
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(oops)
Oops Wine believes that some mistakes were meant to happen. The name originates from the fact that they mislabeled the grape type for such a long time that they decided to call it “Oops!”
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The Horse & Big Red's Ass
Please visit the Horse’s Ass website and turn up the volume.
Big Ass Red Table Wine is described as a fun blend that’s sure to put a smile on your face. Well with a name like that I’d hope so. Created by the Milano Family Winery in California.
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Fixture
2706 N Ashland Ave Chicago, IL 60614
The fixture has pretty good food, but average service.
Mad Housewife Wine
What’s domestic bliss without a little wine?
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A whole list of crazy wine labels.
Juicy Wine Co
694 N Milwaukee Ave Chicago, IL 60622
Juicy Wine Co. is the place to go if you’re looking for a fun space to have a casual night with friends. It’s not too pricey and the service is great.
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