Crazy, Sexy USB Drives

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Once the USB drive was just something ingenious and useful, but now they're funny, weird, and downright cute. Here are some of my faves.

Lipstick Tube

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Perfect for the lady spy (or undercover tranny.)

Tanuki

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I don’t think it’s hard to guess why this Tanuki (a Japanese raccoon dog) is smiling. And it’s not the sake…

Bagel with Cream Cheese

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Just in case your computer keeps kosher.

Bacon

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Just in case your computer does not keep kosher.

Wine Bottle

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The next best thing to drinking at the office.

Cork

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Because your wine bottle is going to need a friend.

Cheeseburger

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I can haz USB drive?

Penguin

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The cutest drive this side of the Yukon.

Glasses

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Does this USB drive make me look smarter?

Robot

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Guaranteed to make you the coolest person in the office. And by coolest I mean dorkiest.

 

Sperm

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Ideal for storing those NSFW photos.

Humping Dog

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Let’s face it, the humping dog gag never gets old.

Thumb

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The best way to keep annoying coworkers away from your desk? Make them think you’re a serial killer!

Sushi

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…and after.

Lego

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Guaranteed to bring back fond memories— what present-day computer geek didn’t play with Legos when they were a kid? I rest my case.

Banana

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Is that a USB key or are you just happy to see me?

Wood

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Just in case you misplace the banana USB key and still want to get your point across.

Engagment Ring

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If that doesn’t say geek love, I don’t know what does.

Rubber Duckie

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USB drive, you’re the one…

Teddy Bear

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If you’re really quiet you can hear the children’s shrieks as they see the headless teddy bear sticking out of your computer.

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Discussions

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Whoa! Are these for real? I think I’d find them distracting. I don’t really know what a USB drive does…

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Where can I buy these?

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I can’t figure out why these exist. At the same time I really want one.

About The Author

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elijay Rss 

The SFV, Los Angeles
Likes: sweet pickles, English Bulldog puppies, jukeboxes, bicycles, and wheat beer. Dislikes: traffic jams, people who talk during yoga classes, murky swimming pools, excessively sweet frosting, and surly librarians.