Crazy Novelty Guitars

For the darkest of the dark:

For those with a softer side...

…find your inner musical spirit Nemo style.

Wean your friends off of Guitar Hero with this.

For all of those 4-armed musicians out there.

Not digging the harsh options?

Everything you play on this will sound just like a Bare Naked Ladies Song.

Dick Dale's dream!

Craig Moore's Ibanez Art.

Scary robot sprinkler guitar.

It has a stick shift too. (Photo: Ken Butler).

Perfect for tandem love song rocking.

Pack your lunch in this double-duty instrument.

I heart the Frankenstein guitar!

(Photo: McSwain).

Even if you're bad, no one will be able to see who you are.

This one's got a stick shift.

(photo: axehaven.com)

This seems like something my mom would unknowingly buy.

If this bass is just trying to make up for something.

This one looks like it melted.

(photo: guitarnoize.com)

He was about to hit the right chord, but a steel alien leg got in the way.

This one looks kind of dangerous!

(photo: Emerald Guitars)

Test out a Eastern European polka on this one.

No, no, silly blond guy with the 90s bowl cut!

These don’t count!

More danger of death by impalement.

My personal favorite: The Annubis guitar.

The eco recycling guitar.

The lightweight swiss cheese effect.

(photo: axehaven.com)

More siamese action.

The wildly popular "skeletor."

I'm guessing these didn't survive the recession.

Does Your Boat Take Requests?

For the bands on a budget