Naked and Happy: A Collection of Crazy & Creative Shower Curtains

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Because a boring bathroom is a lame bathroom. Have you always dreamed about having Robert Pattinson's face in your bathroom? Or how about some sushi or a field full of horses? Perhaps a curtain that will strangle you if you stay in too long? Well now you can!

::insert creepy stabby music from Psycho here::

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’d feel very comfortable showering behind a curtain splattered with blood. Plus that shadowy figure would scare me every time I turned on the bathroom light.

Ikea Schaumburg

1800 Mc Connor Pkwy, Schaumburg, IL 60173

Could you ask for a better place to shop? I have an unhealthy addiction to this store. Ask anyone.

Could you ask for a better place to shop? I have an unhealthy addiction to this store. Ask anyone.

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Does this mean my bathtub is on fire? Why would I want to bathe in flames?

Edward Cullen

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I’m sorry, but this is just creepy. Edward would not only see me naked, but he’s front & center for #2. Found on Etsy

Because you love the CTA THAT much

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Chicago CTA vinyl shower curtain. There’s more, including Washington D.C. and Boston.

Bed Bath & Beyond

530 N State St, Chicago, IL 60654

I LOVE BB&B. They send you a coupon on a week it seems for either $10 or 10% off a purchase. The best part? They don’t care if it expired. At least I haven’t run into that problem yet.

I LOVE BB&B. They send you a coupon on a week it seems for either $10 or 10% off a purchase. The best part? They don’t care if it expired. At least I haven’t run into that problem yet.

London

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It’s a nice scene, but I’m not sure how I feel about it for a shower curtain. Want Paris instead? No problem.

NY City Transit Map

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Planning on visiting NY? Why not learn your way around while in the bathroom. I get my best thinking done in there anyway.

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I want to say that’s a collection of postcards. (Photo by Nina)

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I feel like that woman is judging me.

Kmart Stores

4201 N Harlem Ave, Norridge, IL 60706

Don’t underestimate K-Mart folks. Once Martha Stewart moved in they got a pretty awesome bathroom section. Best part? It’s affordable!

Don’t underestimate K-Mart folks. Once Martha Stewart moved in they got a pretty awesome bathroom section. Best part? It’s affordable!

Holy see-through curtain Batman!

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This is for the organizers out there. I like its functionality, but not a fan of being able to see through it.

Maybe 7 isn't enough?

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This curtain from Urban Outfitters was designed to display more than just your bottles of shampoo and conditioner. Share your favorite photos and postcards with anyone who steps into your bathroom.

 

Dweeb.

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Where was this when I was taking Chemistry?! I could have lathered and learned at the same time. At least in theory.

Learn a new language curtain

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This shower curtain helps you learn a new language while bathing.

Bath & Body Works

500 W Madison St Ste 2 15, Chicago, IL 60661

This is my second favorite body needs store. I find all of my lotions, body sprays, soaps, hand sanitizers and treats here. My current favorite is their Midnight Pomegranate collection.

This is my second favorite body needs store. I find all of my lotions, body sprays, soaps, hand sanitizers and treats here. My current favorite is their Midnight Pomegranate collection.

Naked and Happy

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Just in case you needed to feel better about showering, this curtain helps with a bit of positive reinforcement.

“Aren’t I gorgeous?”
“Naked and happy”
“I’m so clean”
“Me, me, me…”

Shower curtains that talk to you

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Word Gone Crazy Shower Curtain

Sushi?

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Do you really love it THAT much?

Target Stores

4050 N Harlem Ave, Norridge, IL 60706

I find a lot of really cute and affordable bathroom decor at Target. Back to School season usually results in some pretty spiffy shower curtains – don’t ask me why, it just happens that way.

I find a lot of really cute and affordable bathroom decor at Target. Back to School season usually results in some pretty spiffy shower curtains – don’t ask me why, it just happens that way.

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This dynamic shower curtain will spike you if you stay in the shower too long. I guess it’s better than the one that strangles you (I’m not making this up.)

The Body Shop

3 N. State Street, Chicago, IL 60602

This is my third favorite body needs store in Chicago. They’re full of good smelling stuff, but can run a bit expensive on certain items.

Run free ... and naked!

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I can’t quite count how many ways this picture is wrong.

Clothesline Shower Curtain

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Okay. This is cute.

Urban Outfitters

935 N Rush St, Chicago, IL 60611

I never shop here for clothes, but I often find a lot of unique/cute items for my home. That shower curtain over there (look left is from Urban Outfitters!)

I never shop here for clothes, but I often find a lot of unique/cute items for my home. That shower curtain over there (look left is from Urban Outfitters!)

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Discussions

we saw one at bed bath and beyond that was different text msg lingo. we added it to our bridal registry :)

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My shower curtain is a cartoon-y map of California. I love it. But this guide makes me want MORE MORE MORE shower curtains!

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GREAT idea for guide! I’ve always wanted a funky shower curtain, but sadly I’ve never needed one in any of apartments!

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