Upping The Evil Eye Anti: Crazy Contact Lenses

Just subtle enough to incite a double-take

Swarovski crystal contact jewelry.

Just when you thought Bling Water had devised the most ridiculous use of Swarovski crystals, someone had to come up with this. Evidently, in the battle of bling vs. blink, the sparklier option prevails.

Her lips say yes, but her eyes say no.

This one has to be a joke.

Camouflage for your next safari?

Those patriotic stripes just look like creepy veins!

I get chills when I see this one.

I must be a masichist, because I simply hate eyeballs. Still, I cannot take my eyes off this creepy black eye socket blob.

Is it odd that I don't find this to be too offensive?

This kitty wears contacts.

I applaud the crazy person who decided to outfit their squinting cat with eyewear, if only for this brilliant photo-op.(photo: Robin Crossley)

I can't decide what I like more: His white eyeballs, or his fuzz-stache.

They've also got basketballs and baseballs.