A Guide To Crazy Cat Owners

Once You Start, You Can't Stop

Let’s not put blame on the old ladies who have tons and tons and tons of cats. It’s not their fault cats are so cute and cuddly!

Now We Can Understand What They Are Saying

It’s almost as if we birthed these furry little babies ourselves. Good news! Now, we can understand what the crap they are saying to us! No more, “Meow, meow, meow!” Now, It’s, “Excuse me, mom..dad, I am hungry and I am sick of that dry cat food. Can I have the beef and liver today?”

Wow! Can’t wait!

Cat Food Begins To Look Appetizing

Cats make their food look so good when they chow down on it, that we begin to wonder, “What does that taste like?” When your taste buds begin to enjoy the taste of cat food, you may be on your way to joining the cat world.

You Have Become Cat

Sometimes we let ourselves get so caught up in our furry friends, that we may let our minds slip away into their world. Sometimes we go too far… meow.

Angry Cat

Sometimes our feline friends slip into their natural instincts. When this happens, we must step back and give them space. If not, then your eye balls may be gorged out by Buttons here.

Gourmet Meals

I’m not sure if cats know how to cut the cheese, but they sure as heck don’t know what it is. Gourmet meals may not be cheese and crackers. Instead, try giving your baby something more along the lines of DEAD MOUSE.

Marveled And Amazed!

Oh the things cats can do. If cat lovers could put on a performance, showcasing their cat, and their cat only, the world would be an exciting place. Don’t forget it.

You Take Them Everywhere

Why leave the poor babies at home. Dog owners don’t leave their dogs at home along for long periods of time. Why not take your cats out with you to run errands. What an adventure!

You Dress Them Up

Cats can be pioneers, Superman, Pirates, or even Dolly Parton! Puuurrre entertainment right there.

What You Look Like To Them

This is what you look like to your babies. Yes, your cat babies. When you speak to them, they have no idea what you’re saying. That’s okay. They still love you. No matter what you look like!

Just Pondering Life

Ever wonder what cats are thinking? They are just pondering life and the world around them. Most likely they are having a conversation about how crazy we humans are….or maybe just thinking about food or pooping.

They Love You

It’s true. Forget the Stockholm Syndrome Theory. It’s just a theory. Just remember that look they give you when they cuddle up next to you and lick your face and sleep on top of your head. IT’S BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU!

Cats May Become Human

The reality is that they don’t realize their mannerisms have become human-like. They are becoming little furry humans, because we have driven them to that point. No more cat licking baths, only bubble baths. No more dry cat food, only beef and liver for you, Fluffy!

You Frame Their Face

I am guilty of this nonsense. I recently placed a picture of Kevin into a frame and lovingly placed it on the window ledge. My baby needs to feel loved and appreciated too!

The American Cat

Chunky, here, has been fed McDonald’s WAY too long! If you don’t want obesity, I’m sure your cat doesn’t want it either.

Curl Up and Cuddle

There is nothing better than a whole bunch of cats laying all over your body at the end of the day.