The Craziest Reasons You've Dumped Someone

He Sneezed On Me

One time I was dating this guy I wasn’t totally into, and one night he didn’t cover his mouth when he sneezed, and he sneezed on me! It was terrible. After that I couldn’t bring myself to pick up the phone when he called.

He Was Too Nice

So I’ve brushed several people off due to the fact they were “too nice.” I’m not into dating serial killers or anything, but sometimes you need to see a little bit of snarkiness or sarcasm from someone— otherwise things tend to get boring VERY quickly.

I got dumped by my high school sweetheart because I started questioning THE LORD.

Um, he probably made the right decision . . .

GO USA, GO

Sounds so stuck up, but I have a hard time dating a guy who has not traveled outside of the country. I find it attractive when people make an effort to travel outside of their norms to experience different cultures. If we are dating, and you have yet to go outside of the country, it won’t be long until I move on to the next page in my passport.

He Wore Light-Colored Jeans

Now, I’m not a fashion plate or anything, but one time I went out with this guy and he showed up in light-colored jeans, and not in a cool, retro sort of way— more in a bad, 80s-acid-wash-redux kind of way. If it was a one-time thing I would have forgiven it, but it happened THREE times. He just had to go.

He bought me Uggs

I know, I know, nice right? Um, not when you’ve only been on 4 dates. It majorly freaked me out. I broke up with him, but continued to wear the Uggs. Then I got tall black Uggs which I liked a lot more. And I gave my mom the Uggs my date gave me. Oh well.

He Had Small Teeth!

While his teeth weren’t THIS small, they were pretty wussy. I tried to overlook it for a while, because he was otherwise a prince of a man, but those small teeth, Gah! I can’t do it.