What is the absolute weirdest dream you've had?

A wild goose chase

It went from sunny and warm to snowing 14 inches in a matter of hours. I was stuck in the snow and as I was trying to dig my way out, I noticed some geese next to me. I accidentally pushed one over as I tried to make my way out and it got mad. Before I knew it, it was chasing after me and making honking noises. I ran into a men’s bathroom for safety and in there I found my pajama pants.

Yeah…

I was had a dream about my fellow Chicago bloggers, including our lovely author here. We were out somewhere and leaving to head to a different restaurant. I suddenly realized that I forgot my shoes and told them I would be right back. When I came back I figured out that they completely ditched me, which made me very sad.

To be honest, I do think I am a little psychic since one of the fellas in the dream has decided to quit blogging, which of course makes me very sad

I wish I knew

Honestly, I do. I never remember my dreams, I know I have them because I often wake up remembering them, but by the time I’m out of bed they’re gone. I’d love a weird dream or two

Clue at the Strip Club

Last night I dreamt that my boyfriend and I went to this weird strip club with stadium seating. All my friends from college were there and a few random people from high school.

My boyfriend kept wanting to play Clue, pushing the box into my lap and trying to take out the game pieces in the middle of the bar.

Weee-erd!

Uninvited pest

In another dream I had, I was looking out of the window at my aunt’s house across the street. I saw her outside on her front steps with a broom trying to shoo away a giant orange-haired troll. He was trying to climb onto her roof.

You're Fired!

I have a tendency to have very vivid, lifelike dreams involving real events going on in my life. Currently i’m stressed about the economy and the state of my job (who isn’t?) so naturally, I’ve been dreaming about it.

Last night I dreamt I woke up from a dream about my getting laid off, was upset about it and didn’t really want to go to work for fear of it coming true. I arrive at the office and everyones in a state of panic; turns out we had ALL been laid off. I spent the remainder of my dream crying hysterically and worrying about updating my portfolio.

So far I haven’t gotten laid off but three of my coworkers had that exact same dream last night. I really hope we’re not psychic!

RECURRING TOILET DREAMS

Although it’s not the “same” dream – there are several variations. The most common ones I have very often:
1. Overflowing toilets, trying to side step the mess it’s creating.
2. Filthy unflushed toilets with broken seats
3. Sitting in a stall with a missing or broken door – often with people passing by.