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Best of Craigslist in Chicago (Part III)
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Strange Items found in the "free" section of Craigslist. Who knows why these people are trying to give this stuff away but it makes me laugh...
(1) 3 OLD monitors (Wilmette)
Here’s what the ad said: “Not only are they free, there is a possibility that they may work! I believe they were used first during our country’s Civil War.”
Here’s what El Guapo says: "Not only are you stupid, there is a possibility that you might have brain damage. I believe you may have suffered irreparable head trauma during our country’s Civil War on Idiots.
(2) 8 various mugs (Rolling Meadows)
Eight of them you say?
Awesome!! Guess what Mom’s getting for Hanukkah this year.
Best Mugshots Ever
Instead of a mug, surprise your mom with your very own mug shot.
(4) Free rabbit cage and supplies NICE (sycamore, il)
The funny part of this craigslist post was that it was advertising a rabbit cage, but when you clicked on the ad it opened up to say “Nice elevated rabbit cage. comes with 2 nice rabbits.”
This is like saying “Free Cadillac” but failing to mention that the trunk comes with 2 “nice dead hookers in it”.
Tricky advertising, amigo…if they are, indeed, “nice” rabbits why are you trying to give them away? El Guapo suspects they are evil, killer rabbits and suggests that everyone avoid buying rabbit cages from this guy.
Killer Rabbit
Run away!!!
Lair's Pawn-Sports-Pet
6403 Central Ave, Portage, IN 46368
Trade in your pet turtle for a handgun or a guitar amp.
Trade in your pet turtle for a handgun or a guitar amp.
(6) Bag of Used Candle Wax (Chicago & Sacramento)
Hooray!!! You can finally start your own wax museum and/or the body waxing salon that you’ve been putting off until now.
Willie's Wax Works
6048 W 63rd, Chicago, IL 60607
Prices so low, you’ll rip your hair out!!
Prices so low, you’ll rip your hair out!!
(7) FREE Harley Davidson Golf Cart (Elgin)
This thing is f*cking awesome, which means it’s probably too good to be true. (make sure to check trunk for dead hookers).
Harley Davidson Financial
150 S Wacker Dr, Chicago, IL 60606
Like a normal bank but with more tattoos.
Like a normal bank but with more tattoos.
(9) free Pink shag shower curtain (NE IL/SE WI)
WTF?? Who came up with this stupid invention?
Actually, if you you throw in the shag carpeting toilet seat cover, you got a deal.
Color Me Pink
4450 S Kedzie Ave, Chicago, IL 60632
“More pink than you can shake a stick at.”
“More pink than you can shake a stick at.”
Pink shag shower curtain
Because nothing wicks away water better than shag carpeting…
Best of Craigslist # 2
More free treasures from the list of Craig.
Best of Craigslist Part 1
The Original guide to free crap on craigslist.
Civil War Era Laptop
Where Ulysses S. Grant kept his porn.
(3) Last Call: Free acupuncture sessions by Intern this Tuesday (West Town)
Um…No thank you.
Chicago Acupuncture Clinic
3723 N Southport Ave, Chicago, IL 60613
Poking holes in your face since 1993.
Poking holes in your face since 1993.
(5) Toliet Paper dispenser (37th & King)
Really? You are trying to give me your old toilet paper dispenser. El Guapo asks, “Why?”
The Apple 2C +
“I finally know what to do with all my Civil War era computer monitors.”
Start Your Own Salon
Junior waxing intern, Mikey Grove also offers free acupuncture on Tuesdays.
(8) 2 large pumpkins (Rolling Meadows)
Hey Pumpkin face, in case you haven’t noticed, Halloween is over. It’s Xmas time, buddy. No one wants your stupid pumpkins.
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(10) small plastic chipmunk - free (NE IL/SE WI)
Cute or Evil? Methinks Evil…
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Where you can find all these treasures…
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