Coolest (Lamest) Phobias

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When you have nothing else to do for the whole summer, what do you do? Read lists of phobias. OF COURSE.

Autodysomophobia

Fear that one has a vile odor.  Show of hands…does anyone enjoy B.O.?

Bolshephobia

Fear of Bolsheviks.  Smells like prejudice to me.  Because you can smell that.

Cibophobia

Fear of food (Sitophobia, Sitiophobia). 

On the bright side, if you had this, you wouldn’t suffer long…since you would DIE.

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Look at him shying away from that sandwich.

Graphophobia

Fear of handwriting or writing.  Laziness.

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Does this include octomom?

Phobophobias

Fear of phobias.  Heh.

Zemmiphobia

Fear of the great mole rat.

ALL HAIL TO THE MIGHTY MOLE RAT.

 

Judeophobia

Fear of Jews.  Also known as the Holocaust.

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He can take you any day.

Octophobia

Fear of the number 8.

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muahahahaha

Symbolophobia

Fear of symbolism……wtf.

Vitricophobia

Fear of step-father.

It’s like Cinderella, except not.

Logizomechanophobia

Otherwise known as the fear of computers. I am very scared of computers, even though I work on one for many many hours each day. I don’t get how they work and yet my livelihood depends on one! It freezes and I don’t know why. Its fan starts up and I don’t know why. I liked it when I was a little kid teacher and was responsible for making batches of playdoh and tying shoelaces.

added by aliciak 08/12/2009

Ambulophobia

The fear of walking. So, that’s the story with the Segway?

added by Matt Fried 08/14/2009

Dutchphobia

Fear of The Dutch. I knew it!

added by Matt Fried 08/14/2009
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Discussions

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After looking around on the web, I think the unofficial answer to that would be “stultophobia.”

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Yes!! Love the phobias. Is there a phobia of stupid people? I encounter so many of them daily, I think they’re actually starting to scare me! I like the cat pic on your thumbnail there. Niiice.

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Great idea for a guide! I’ve ALWAYS loved learning words for random phobias. My current fave is Dutchphobia (fear of the Dutch).