Bookshelf Porn!!

The Incredible Bookman!

This positionable bookshelf/sculpture is about as close as you bibliophiles will ever get to doing it with your precious books.

The Book-Lined Staircase

A wonderful solution for a common book nerd problem; too many books and not enough space. Find room in here for a bed and my wife would never leave.

The Book-Lined Staircase (Top View)

The Seesaw

Now all of my old smut novels can literally balance out the Dalai Lama ones I own.

REK Extending Bookshelves

In Soviet Russia, bookshelf fits to you! Oh wait, these are Dutch. Well whatever, it’s too late to hit delete now.

With a Built-In Bench

These shelves with a bench are the perfect way to combine two of my favorite pastimes — pretending to be cultured and sleeping.

Folding Bookshelves

Mix the big with the small however you like; the individual slats of this creative piece simply fold up and out of the way to make room.

The Equation Bookshelf

What better storage medium for your Einstein and xkcd book collection?

DIY Inverted Bookshelf

That’s right; make your own with a regular shelf you might already have lying around the house. Head over to Instructables to learn how.

The Sexy Bookshelf

Ten bucks says that the guys from Right Said Fred have one of these on the wall opposite their bunk beds.

The Lovely Rita

The Lovely Rita bookshelf works as a single shelf, or line ’em up however you want for a completely unique design.

USA! USA! USA!

The one downside to owning a kickass USA bookshelf is that it only accepts books from REAL Americans like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Any nonsense from such radical thinkers as Kurt Vonnegut or Hunter S. Thompson will automatically burst into flames, unless of course you shelve them in a hippie state such as California.

The Spell Shelf

It’s a shelf that spells out the word “shelf.” Who says you can’t make any money with a direct approach in the world of design?

The Wallcase

Isn’t an entire wall of books every book nerd’s biggest fantasy?

The Disappearing Bookshelf

The Sticklebook

This invisible shelving system uses little grip strips to give the appearance that your books are hanging mid-air. Very cool, and sure to make your guests do a double-take.

Ceiling Bookshelf

A great homemade shelving system, and wonderfully functional for tall people such as myself.

Convertible Bookshelves/Bed

The decorative pieces around this bookcase pull down and form a mattress for you or your guests, and assemble back together and out of your way without being an eyesore.

The Pulse

This cool bookshelf has much more life in it than your standard “flatlined” one.

And that folks, is how you ruin a good product with bad copy.

The Autum

The [sic] autum bookshelf is meant to resemble a leafless tree, and while there’s no doubt as to it being a fine piece of design, all I see is a map of the human nervous system.