Cookie Monster Takes Manhattan!
Maybe that blue Jim Henson creation has official claim to the title of "Cookie Monster," but I'm fairly certain I come in a close second. I've eaten cookies for breakfast, lunch, dinner and all mini-meals that come in between; I've made cookies just to OD on cookie dough first; I have committed the crime of "breaking and entering" all in the name of cookie-baking! Some call it addiction, but I call it culinary dedication and edible exploration.
I was born with a cookie in hand
Well, almost. You see, I come from a line of bakers that stretches back to the days of Columbus, to before they were even referred to as “cookies.” It was a rare day growing up that homemade dessert was not sitting on the kitchen counter, waiting to be pilfered by my sister and me. We stood on chairs as my mom did most of the mixing, but when her back was turned or she put a cookie sheet in the oven, our little kid fingers scooped up the dough and devoured it before getting caught.
Later we would find out that she knew what we were doing all along! Salmonella Schmamonella. Never got sick!!! In other words, I eat cookie dough fairly regularly, without regret.
Grown-up Alicia
Wow, I guess nothing has changed. A little taller, a little older, but still sitting at a kitchen table and really freakin happy about my pumpkin cookies. Num num num.
The Cowboy Cookie
Now I’ve seen, made and eaten many a cookie in my day, but only one cookie blurred the line between baking and breaking and entering. In college, my Texan friend went on and on about “cowboy cookies,” which my Mid-Atlantic self had never heard of. Well, because it’s college and we had no access to kitchen, we decided to go the extra mile—by breaking into our dorm dining hall and baking at 2am! In essence, we were also stealing I suppose, since we made use of the kitchen’s baking ingredients.
What would be breaking the law in the “real world” doesn’t really pertain to the world at college. Or so I tell myself when I took Kurt Vonnegut’s coursebook out of his mailbox (I gave him mine!). That’s not really a federal offense. And come on, baking cookies? That’s pretty benign! And to show our appreciation, we’d sometimes leave a plate for the kitchen staff with a note “From the Kitchen Ghosts.”
The Recipe
Ingredients
1 cup butter (2 sticks)3/4 cup brown sugar2 eggs1 tsp vanilla extract2 cups flour1 tsp baking soda3/4 tsp salt3 cups oats1 1/4 cups chocolate chips
Directions
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In a mixer or by hand, cream together the butter and sugar. Beat in the eggs and vanilla. Stir in flour and baking soda. Fold in oats and chocolate chips. Taste some of the cookie dough, as you want to make sure it’s good! Bake for about 8 minutes.
The Cowboy Cookie BOX!
Like a boxed set! I saw these one year in New York at Barnes & Noble and bought one for each of my cowboy cookie-making friends. It has a recipe book, cookie cutters, and the cute tin/lunchbox you see here.
Get it? It’s funny…because the cookies ARE vegan, but they are in the shape of pigs. I thought I was pretty darn clever that day.
Chocolate Crinkles
I think I ate the entire batch of cookie dough of the above over the course of a few days and never actually made the chocolate crinkles.
For the name alone, make them!
Do you crave other "C" desserts?
Little Alicia
Could I BE any happier? Sitting in my jammies at the kitchen table with my absolute favorite cookies, that double as my birthday cookies (Nov. 2 hint hint). I have never made these cookies and never will. They are a teamwork effort of my mom and dad’s, and every year they send a large batch to me. They are a buttery sandwich cookie with chocolate icing in the middle and a green icing stem.
“Pretty color…”
Bonus points if you know what that’s from…
The cookie-makers proliferate in this city...
Maybe black and white cookies scream New York, but often those are relegated to the bottom shelf at the corner deli, sealed up in plastic for who knows how long. And did you ever notice, the black and white cookie is much more like cake? I’m just saying. The cookie options are much more diverse…are not so, black and white? Yes, a melting pot of treats. So, what have we got???
City Bakery could bake my favorite cookies in Manhattan (MINE are my favorite…in Brooklyn!). The chocolate cookies are packing in some serious calories by way of butter and chocolate and they are always just soft enough inside, with a slight crispness on the outside. Just as cookies should be! The $1 sugar cookies, while simple upon first glance, MELT in your mouth and they are so airy and light.
City Bakery could bake my favorite cookies in Manhattan (MINE are my favorite…in Brooklyn!). The chocolate cookies are packing in some serious calories by way of butter and chocolate and they are always just soft enough inside, with a slight crispness on the outside. Just as cookies should be! The $1 sugar cookies, while simple upon first glance, MELT in your mouth and they are so airy and light.
City Bakery Piles 'Em High
Fancy!!! Their macarons are mesmerizing and actually, pretty much everything in their display cases mirrors the beautiful food photography on their website. It almost makes you feel rich and important just eating one of their treats. Can I even call them something prosaic like treats? There are even edibles for your pets! Oh New York, how I love thee.
Fancy!!! Their macarons are mesmerizing and actually, pretty much everything in their display cases mirrors the beautiful food photography on their website. It almost makes you feel rich and important just eating one of their treats. Can I even call them something prosaic like treats? There are even edibles for your pets! Oh New York, how I love thee.
TKO Cookie
Otherwise known as Bouchon Bakery’s take on the Oreo!
Frank Bruni gets cookies here, so that’s all the impetus you need to hike on up to the upper west side and buy a chocolate walnut cookie.
Frank Bruni gets cookies here, so that’s all the impetus you need to hike on up to the upper west side and buy a chocolate walnut cookie.
Birdbath in the West Village as well as the East embraces the green; that is, counters are recycled, paint is milk-based and aprons are hemp. Are the cookies recycled something? I hope not. They can be on the greasy side, especially the vegan ones, because I guess you’ve got to make up for the lack of binding agent (eggs) somehow?
Birdbath in the West Village as well as the East embraces the green; that is, counters are recycled, paint is milk-based and aprons are hemp. Are the cookies recycled something? I hope not. They can be on the greasy side, especially the vegan ones, because I guess you’ve got to make up for the lack of binding agent (eggs) somehow?
Wall O’ Cookies at Birdbath
Is there anything more comforting than the idea of milk and cookies? Seems so Norman Rockwell! I never really got into to be honest because I don’t like the idea of crumbs in my milk. I’m particular like that.
Is there anything more comforting than the idea of milk and cookies? Seems so Norman Rockwell! I never really got into to be honest because I don’t like the idea of crumbs in my milk. I’m particular like that.
From April through October (hurry!), they make “ice cream sandwiches” out of two small cookies and roll the ice cream part in sprinkles (or what we call rainbow jimmies). Yum!
From April through October (hurry!), they make “ice cream sandwiches” out of two small cookies and roll the ice cream part in sprinkles (or what we call rainbow jimmies). Yum!
Cookie Venue Alternatives
Cookies are easy to find, what with America’s sweet tooth and the density of New York, but going to the local bakery or grocery is NOT your only option. The following are alternative excellent choices for those delicious circular baked goods.
Cookies…freshly baked…delivered to your doorstep. There was something like this a town over from my college and I regret to this day never making use of it. Doh!
It’s 1am and you want milk and cookies. Go down tot he bodega for some Keebler, OR call up Insomnia Cookies!
Amidst all the collards, peppers, zinnias and apples are COOKIES! Just the other day I picked up a seasonally appropriate “apple cider butter” cookie (when I was told all the cider donuts were sold out). I used to have a weekly treat myself to a $2 farmer’s market cookie tradition years ago…I should start that up again!
Cookie Blasphemy
I would be an all-things-cookie kind of gal, except for the atrocity seen above. The cookie bouquet. I’m ambivalent about it in theory (cookies? as flowers? on sticks? covered in cellophane? I am NOT sold), but have you tasted these treats on spokes? Ick. Soooo bad. Manufactured, hard, disgusting. Sure they come in every shape, color and design possible, but they aren’t EDIBLE.
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