Come Here Often?: Laughable Pick Up Lines

El Guapo did some market research for you: Went to a bar by my house last night where they were having something called mailboxes. Basically you wear a number on your shirt and you write notes addressed to the number of the girl or guy you think is cute. You put it in the mailbox and then they can go pick up their mail and write back to you Tried some of the lines in your guide with little success. Instead went 8th grade style and wrote: Circle 1 if you think El Guapo is guapo. Circle two if you don’t. Incredibly lame? Indeed, but somehow worked. So you can add that one to the list