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The Exotic Guide to Everything Chocolate
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I'm a woman, so naturally anything chocolate, chocolate related, events surrounding chocolate and pictures of chocolate will get me going and happy. While I was searching for Mother's day gifts I naturally gravitated towards this delicious treat and then ended up staring at chocolate for over an hour. After reading this guide, you'll know what I mean. MMMMM DELICIOUSSSSSSS..
THIS IS WHY WOMEN LOVE CHOCOLATE....
BOYFRIEND REPLACEMENT??? SOMETIMES IT’S JUST THAT!
Hopefully without sacrificing the size of your ass.
Godiva
865 Market St Ste 146, San Francisco, CA 94103
Luxurious and elegant, the Godiva Chocolate store in San Francisco is like Willy Wonka’s Factory for adults. I’d suggest ordering their amazing truffles in flavors like key lime, roasted almond, lemon chiffon and bananas foster.
Luxurious and elegant, the Godiva Chocolate store in San Francisco is like Willy Wonka’s Factory for adults. I’d suggest ordering their amazing truffles in flavors like key lime, roasted almond, lemon chiffon and bananas foster.
Velvet Chocolate Cake with Prunes Soaked in Earl Grey Tea
Vegetable-oil cooking spray
2/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/3 cup unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder
2/3 cup sugar
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 large egg, room tempearture
1/4 cup whole milk
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1. Preheat oven to 350F/180C. Coat with cooking spray 8-inch spring form.
2. Stir flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking powder, and salt in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. add egg, milk, oil, vanilla, and 1/4 cup water;, mix on medium low speed until smooth and combined, about 3 minutes. quality
3.Pour batter into prepared pan and bake until a cake tester inserted into the center comes out clean, ~20 minutes. Run a knife around sides of cake.
For the filling:
3 Earl Grey tea bags
1 cup boiling water
~20-25 prunes
10 oz bittersweet chocolate good
1 1/4 cups heavy cream plus 1/2 cup
Make tea and put all the prunes to soak for an hour or so.
Brimg to a boil 1 1/4 cups heavy cream, remove from heat, add chocolate pieces to the hot heavy cream, let stand for 3 minutes, then stir until mixture is smooth and glossy.
Beat 1/2 cup heavy cream with mixer on medium speed until soft peeks form. Combine sleghtly cooled chocolate mixture and beaten heavy cream and pour into pan with chocolate base. Press in prunes lightly in chocolate filling and put in the fridge for about 2 -3 hours until filling is firm.
Chocolate Toothepaste, that's a little too intense for my taste.
....however, I do NOT discriminate against CHOCOLATE BACON.
Two of the best things in the world in your mouth at once= orgasm.
.....NOW THIS IS PORNESQUE.
The COMPLETE Chocolate Dessert
Chicago Peninsula Hotel “infamous” chocolate bar buffet. $25/person – unlimited decadence. $35 for the buffet and a special martini. Available on Friday and Saturday nights.
Forbes World's BEST Chocolate Shops:
- Chocolat Michel Cluizel
- Jacques Torres Chocolate Haven
- Recchiuti Confections
- Jean-Paul Hévin (Paris)
- Michel Chaudun (Paris)
- Pierre Marcolini (Brussels)
- Cacao Sampaka (Barcelona
- Sprüngli (Switzerland and I’LL vouch for this one!)
- Chocolaterie du Rhône (Switzerland)
- Le Chocolat de H (Tokyo)
White Chocolate Sorget Bomb
White chocolate truffle with lychee, mango and raspberry sorbet inside
Chocolate Cake Suckers are SEXY
CHOCOLATE CAKE SHOT:
Chocolate Cake Shooter recipe
1/2 shot Absolut® Citron vodka
1/2 shot Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1 lemon wedge
Mix equal parts Absolut Citron and Frangelico into a shot glass. Drink the shot, and follow it immediately by sucking on a sugar-coated lemon wedge.
WATCH OUT, THESE ONES WILL GET YA!
The Chocolate Truth or Dare Game
….meant for “sexy time.”
Whipped Cream is so 1999....
bust out your paint brush and your take off your clothes.
Chai Chocolate Truffles
OK, this doesn't look too appetizing, but it is chocolate!
Notice the “rice krispie” rice in the California Rolls.
Strawberry-Balsamic Chocolate
I know you’re thinking BALSAMIC, like on my salad? I think not. Except for it’s the perfect balance of salty and sweet.
Hershey Pantry the
801 E Chocolate Ave, Hershey, PA 17033
Sometimes a good old Hershey’s bar is exactly what you need.
Sometimes a good old Hershey’s bar is exactly what you need.
Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory
561 Main Ave, Durango, CO 81301
As a kid it was easy to pass up the fudge counter and go straight for their signature carmel apples, but now that my palate is a bit more sophisticated the Rocky Road Fudge complete with marshmallows and walnuts is the first thing I’ll order. If you don’t want to get too fancy the Plain ’ol Fudge is just as tasty.
As a kid it was easy to pass up the fudge counter and go straight for their signature carmel apples, but now that my palate is a bit more sophisticated the Rocky Road Fudge complete with marshmallows and walnuts is the first thing I’ll order. If you don’t want to get too fancy the Plain ’ol Fudge is just as tasty.
Try out this recipe!
Get your chocolate "fix"
For many, like me, getting your sugar fix is a necessary addiction.
Chocolate Pizza? YES PLEASE.
This isn’t an adolescent creation, restaurants and chefs (thank you Giada De Laurentiis) praise this chocolate pie.
Get a Chocolate Pizza Shipped to Your Door
Great gift idea!
Max Brenner New York
841 Broadway, New York, NY 10003
This is the MECCA of all chocolate restaurants, when you read the menu you may go into sugar-coma. Chocolate pizza is a specialty.
This is the MECCA of all chocolate restaurants, when you read the menu you may go into sugar-coma. Chocolate pizza is a specialty.
I ALSO APPROVE OF CHOCOLATE BEER.
Drunk? On Chocolate? That excites me so much I want to kick my face.
Chocolate Cosmetics??
Why not. It is a myth that chocolate gives you acne, FYI.
Only the HARDCORE chocolate lover can eat ASPARAGUS CHOCOLATE
Asparagus icecream and chocolate covered asparagus by Morimoto.
CHOCOLATE=VIAGRA
It has been called an aphrodisiac, …..gettin’ hot yet?
This takes it too far....CHOCOLATE RAMEN
Japanese chocolate manufacturer Lotte created Chocolate Ramen for Valentines Day….wonder how that went over?
ON A DIET??? Just SMELL the chocolate.
LeWhif is a “new way” of eating chocolate, i.e. NOT EATING CHOCOLATE but breathing it instead. The idea is that it’ll curb cravings and cut calories. Wanna try it? Check out these flavors: mint chocolate, raspberry chocolate, mango chocolate, and plain chocolate.
Sex up your WEDDING, with a sexy chocolate cake.
Dessert at Jean Georges
1. Vietnamese Coffe Liegeois
2. Salted milk chocolate and caramel layered mousse cake with Sichuan pepper ice cream (spiked with orange blossom)
3. Cacao sorbet, sesame, cassia and coconut
4. Jean Georges’s signature warm chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream.
Chocolate Walnut and Fig Torte
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Wonderful I love chocolate!
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great chocolate guide, im thinking of trying the yoga and chocolate classes i hear they end with a truffle,
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