Cherry Creek on Foot - A guide to the snobbiest part of Denver
By ThePoorestTourist
updated 3 months ago
Every city has a place like Cherry Creek. Overpriced boutiques, trendy eateries, fancy cars everywhere, and skinny, rich, botoxed, augmented, women with shopping bags and tiny dogs. Welcome!
Cherry Creek North
When you travel to Cherry Creek North you will see a lot of these parking machines. There is almost nowhere to park for free, and they ticket cars furiously, so bring a fistfull of quarters and feed one of these ugly robots.
Tazu is the best place for Sushi in Cherry Creek and the prices are very reasonable. They have a dessert special here called “Warm Chocolate Thunder”. I’ve never tried it but I would like it to be my new nickname.
Tazu is the best place for Sushi in Cherry Creek and the prices are very reasonable. They have a dessert special here called “Warm Chocolate Thunder”. I’ve never tried it but I would like it to be my new nickname.
The Cricket is popular for their Burgers and the casual, laid-back vibe. Try to visit during off-hours because during the lunch hour the place is packed and noisy.
The Cricket is popular for their Burgers and the casual, laid-back vibe. Try to visit during off-hours because during the lunch hour the place is packed and noisy.
This is a real Cherry Creek institution. The food is expensive and the service is first-rate. Most of the customers at lunch are snooty rich women taking a break from power-shopping and business people trying to impress one another with a pricey meal. Not my scene.
This is a real Cherry Creek institution. The food is expensive and the service is first-rate. Most of the customers at lunch are snooty rich women taking a break from power-shopping and business people trying to impress one another with a pricey meal. Not my scene.
A great wine store with selections for every price range. The wines are divided by country of origin into different rooms. The staff is friendly and has a wealth of wine knowledge. And they don’t mind if you just come in to browse.
A great wine store with selections for every price range. The wines are divided by country of origin into different rooms. The staff is friendly and has a wealth of wine knowledge. And they don’t mind if you just come in to browse.
I think this place is cool. If you are a book lover you will find something amazing here to look at, but probably not to buy. Sure, I would love to have a first edition of Lolita, but I never seem to have the $1100 to pick it up.
I think this place is cool. If you are a book lover you will find something amazing here to look at, but probably not to buy. Sure, I would love to have a first edition of Lolita, but I never seem to have the $1100 to pick it up.
This is a really cool store and the staff is warm and friendly and make you feel happy to be a pet owner. They always greet you with a big smile. They should, if they expect you to dish out $125 for a dog collar.
This is a really cool store and the staff is warm and friendly and make you feel happy to be a pet owner. They always greet you with a big smile. They should, if they expect you to dish out $125 for a dog collar.
How often have you wondered where you can buy an elaborate birthday cake for your Basset Hound? Well, your sleepless nights are over. Here is the place!
How often have you wondered where you can buy an elaborate birthday cake for your Basset Hound? Well, your sleepless nights are over. Here is the place!
Every fancy kitchen gadget you ever dreamed of is availiable here. I bought a double boiler, an egg poacher, and a Can Uncrimper. I don’t know how to use any of them.
Every fancy kitchen gadget you ever dreamed of is availiable here. I bought a double boiler, an egg poacher, and a Can Uncrimper. I don’t know how to use any of them.
This store is really, really popular and I don’t know why. It’s just like Old Navy, only the clothing is uglier, of far inferior quality, and roughly 3 times more expensive. The staff stands around sending text messages and ignoring customers and making even the smallest purchase involves standing in a long line that moves at a speed that makes continental drift look breakneck by comparison. I have often wondered what shopping in the old Soviet Union must have been like. Now I know.
This store is really, really popular and I don’t know why. It’s just like Old Navy, only the clothing is uglier, of far inferior quality, and roughly 3 times more expensive. The staff stands around sending text messages and ignoring customers and making even the smallest purchase involves standing in a long line that moves at a speed that makes continental drift look breakneck by comparison. I have often wondered what shopping in the old Soviet Union must have been like. Now I know.
I thought this was very confusing. I thought the homeless needed homes, not knitwear. How often have you seen a bum holding a cardboard sign that says, “Will work for Scarf”.
This horrible statue is on Fillmore Street. It depicts a very happy Native American with an eagle exploding from his chest. It looks like something from a Navajo version of “Alien”. Whoever put this here, give us a break. What’s wrong with a nice fountain?