Cheeseburger In A Can & Other Suspicious Canned Goods

Whole Canned Chicken

Canned Silk Worm

This one might not be so bad if it weren’t drenched in a slimy liquid. (photo: FunFever)

Chicken & Eggs

This is so inhumane. Even slightly more immoral than a chicken omelette.

Gourmet Frog Legs

Because gourmet stuff comes in cans all the time…

Canned Hot Dogs

The only thing grosser than regular hot dogs. Oh, and it comes in complimentary brine.

Magnificent Meatballs

They look so shiny! As though they would roll off the table and keep going on forever, defying the laws of friction.

Pork Brains

"Ants" Eggs

Okay, I guess this isn’t a can, but it was too intruiging to ignore!

Potted Possum

I like that the possum seems to be vomiting in the logo. Is that a “seal friendly” emblem at the top?(photo: MeterDown)

Reindeer Pate

Surstromming

Turkey Chunks

Chunks: The only word less appetizing than “hunks.”

...And Its Gelatenous Innards

Looks remarkably similar to formaldehyde…

Ham Taste Treet

I cannot tell you with much certainty whether or not the toast is included in this conveniently sandwich-shaped can. But I can tell you that if it has “ham taste” then it’s probably not ham.

Canned Bacon

The paper is so drenched in bacon grease that it has turned clear!

Cheeseburger In A Can

I’m still a little queasy from the time I tried one of these. Leave it to the Germans to screw up a hamburger.

Curried Crocodile

I don’t feel bad about this one at all. Crocodiles eat their own babies, anyway. Sounds kinda tasty!

Do You Even Need To Ask?

But don’t microwave it WHILE in the can.

Jellied Beef

That’s not what the “B” stands for in PB&J, kids. (photo: Mental Floss)

Meat Pudding

I can just imagine the sucking sound the pudding would make as it blobbed out of its airtight container. Best served with a side of peas!

Potted Meat Food Product

Yum. Vague meat products. (photo: MeterDown)

Quail Eggs

Roasted Scorpions

Bear Grylls says they’re high in protein! (photo: MeterDown)

Canned Tongue

Tongues – okay. Tongues in a can – nokay.

Chicken...Souffle?

Looks kind of like one of those circus peanut candies. But chicken flavored.