The Cheapest Valentine's Day EVER!

Bring her To The Spot You First Met

Maybe you met in a parking lot, or you passed her walking down the street. Make it a fun outing and surprise her by taking her to where you first met.

Then buy a cheap bottle of wine, pop it open and celebrate!

If you met online, you may not want to take her there! Just FYI.

Go Ahead, By The 2 Buck Chuck!

There is nothing wrong with cheap wine. Not if it’s from Trader Joe’s.!

Just because you buy cheap wine on VDay, does not mean you are a cheap date, OK. It just means you’re on a budget and you still need a bottle of wine to celebrate your love for one another.

I can testify! It’s not bad wine!

Read Her A Love Sonnet

How Bout This one:

O Mistress mine, where are you roaming?
O, stay and hear; your true love’s coming,
That can sing both high and low:
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man’s son doth know.
What is love? ‘Tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What’s to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies not plenty;
Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth’s a stuff will not endure.

Pretend Your Cary Grant

How can a woman resist Cary Grant? The answer is, she can’t! If he were still alive, I guarantee he’d still have women swooning over him.

So ya know, just take his charisma, charm, wit, and sense of style and apply it to your evening. I promise, you’ll have her all over you in a heartbeat!

Light Some Candles and Ya Know...

When the evening comes, you know what to do. Express your love to her until the sun comes up!

I need not explain this one.

Draw Her A Soothing Bath

Give her the relaxation she deserves! Put some soothing bubbles in there, along with a glass of wine, candles, and a little fluffy dog. Ahhh, can’t go wrong there!

Kiss Her When She Least Expects It

Take her by the hand, pull her close, and kiss her in a large crowd for all to see YOUR LOVE FOR HER! Then yell really really loudly, “I LOVE HER!” I mean, only if you want to.

Take Her Down Memory Lane

What are the memories you two have shared together over the years? Maybe it hasn’t even been years yet, but there are memories that brought you to this point.

Recreate them or go to the places where they were created. Could be romantic!

Make Her Breakfast

Valentine’s Day falls on a Saturday this year. More than likely she will get to sleep in.

So…. make her a nice breakfast of eggs, toast, chocolate pancakes with hearts on it, and a fat kiss! YUMMY!

Take Risks

Throw yourself into the frozen lake Lake Michigan and tell her you would do ANYTHING for her.

Then quickly get out of there before you die of hypothermia!

Give Her CHOCOLATE!

I’m not talkin’ chocolate candies with crap in the middle! I’m talkin’ delicious chocolate ice cream! Oh man, this makes a woman’s heart melt. Just makes sure the ice cream doesn’t!

Express Your Love With Words

How much do you love her? Write it down. It doesn’t have to be eloquent or even poetic. Your words are from you and she loves you, so share it with her!