Celebrities: Just Like Us
In a balanced world everyone would age the same. All of the cosmetic botox, fake tanning, tummy tucks, facial lifts, $400 haircuts and glistening muscles would be things left to Dr. Seuss stories. But that's not the world we live in so these 20 Photoshopped interpretations will have to do.
Joe & Ashley Simpson
Joe looks creepily similar to one of my least favorite uncles.
Demi & Ashton
Who says age doesn’t matter now?
J Lo & Marc Anthony
Surprisingly they look 100% less douche baggy in this photo than they do in real life.
It's Britney Bitch
“I always listen to ’NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”
Gwyneth Paltrow
I bet her kids names are now Sally and Jim.
Michael Jackson
Glamour Shots Portrait Studios are a great gift for your friends and family.
The Olsen Twins
I think they look better.
Paris Hilton
You hot little minx.
Sean Penn
Aside from the long hair I don’t think this one was actually Photoshopped.
Jessica Simpson
“I’m ready for my picture y’all.”
Brangelina
I’d still hang out with them.
W
“C’mere yous… Lemme show you shomethin…”
Jennifer Aniston
I bet she makes good cookies.
Keira Knightley
I bet she was still the hottest girl in high school.
Miley Cyrus
Try ruining Radiohead now! Just try it!
Oprah
“My va-jay-jay is painin’.”
scarlett johansson
“Welcome to Team Building 2009! We’ve got a great weekend planned!”
Tara Reid
This one accidentally slipped in. Tara Reid was not Photoshopped at all. I’ll work on getting this photo to a more relevant guide soon.
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