Celebrities: Just Like Us

Rate Guide Rating_5_0 (4)
622449638

In a balanced world everyone would age the same. All of the cosmetic botox, fake tanning, tummy tucks, facial lifts, $400 haircuts and glistening muscles would be things left to Dr. Seuss stories. But that's not the world we live in so these 20 Photoshopped interpretations will have to do.

Joe & Ashley Simpson

Widget_c0ce3gwazgmymmcvq1iyoa

Joe looks creepily similar to one of my least favorite uncles.

Demi & Ashton

Widget_aha2uoppdgajgbehfsj0xh

Who says age doesn’t matter now?

J Lo & Marc Anthony

Widget_aivvqjzndfnj2c3_g7b0bo

Surprisingly they look 100% less douche baggy in this photo than they do in real life.

It's Britney Bitch

Widget_dvdy5fc79ieiadnj15zkx2

“I always listen to ’NSYNC’s Tearin’ Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.”

Leonardo DiCaprio

Widget_cqhhhmwllelkvqvtpmsgeu

I hope this is predicting a future role for Leo. Maybe Titanic II? Jack’s Return!

Gwyneth Paltrow

Widget_abactfguteslcbqyshmuey

I bet her kids names are now Sally and Jim.

Michael Jackson

Widget_az1_bobzpj4k_gnlxeiz2u

Glamour Shots Portrait Studios are a great gift for your friends and family.

The Olsen Twins

Widget_bwm9pa2xjhtq49ynl29zpj

I think they look better.

Paris Hilton

Widget_dprjohjhzp74q7o8_jsogm

You hot little minx.

Sean Penn

Widget_dkxibfv8jp47j_x9bzrzdf

Aside from the long hair I don’t think this one was actually Photoshopped.

All images are courtesy of the geniuses at PlanetHiltron

 

Jessica Simpson

Widget_c12skh4rrlu7aphieru5xz

“I’m ready for my picture y’all.”

Brangelina

Widget_duqobqn-vogl5qlinwaawu

I’d still hang out with them.

W

Widget_cb9mgo8h5cv4pyqlqcvmsh

“C’mere yous… Lemme show you shomethin…”

Jennifer Aniston

Widget_amnthtfupglqly1ykrsgfq

I bet she makes good cookies.

Keira Knightley

Widget_dtqmymcn9e4awcmtz9xtgu

I bet she was still the hottest girl in high school.

Miley Cyrus

Widget_a65b9e_xji2oeftnfql1fe

Try ruining Radiohead now! Just try it!

Oprah

Widget_dtpe9rvmtoxrtijrxzizap

“My va-jay-jay is painin’.”

scarlett johansson

Widget_ahl3j2c3fcxoz0bbrnbuic

“Welcome to Team Building 2009! We’ve got a great weekend planned!”

Tara Reid

Widget_bnmyqnndvfbbrvhuw-ukep

This one accidentally slipped in. Tara Reid was not Photoshopped at all. I’ll work on getting this photo to a more relevant guide soon.

Share on StumbleUpon Share on Facebook Tweet this Guide! Share on Digg Share on Reddit Add to del.icio.us

About The Author

615773258

hi_liner Rss 

Bay Area
Past: I left Montana in the summer. I couldn't wait to get to San Francisco. Future: I left San Francisco in the fall. I couldn't wait to get to Montana.