Famous Alter Egos: What's yours???

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Whether you're a celebrity or not, EVERYONE has an alter ego. That inner bad boy, hippie, artist, total freak, whatever it may be, they're unavoidable. Our personalities are multi-dimensional and we all have a inner "something" that needs to be expressed every now and then. Here's an example of some of the the celebrity alter egos- WHAT'S YOURS???

There's Christina...

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Christina; can be found singing Disney songs, playing the role of Momma and wife, soft makeup, classic and demure. She is “beautiful” and pure, her ballads float through white clouds of innocence….she’s a Genie in a Bottle.

Kim Kardashian channeling BEYONCE

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I’m not sure why she decided to go blonde….not a fan. Not a fan.

There's Beyonce and there's SASHA FIERCE.

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Beyonce, the former Destiny’s Child lead singer and woman with the killer pipes, married to hop hip mogul Jay-Z. Then, there’s Sasha Fierce- her hair is big, her dancing is FULL OUT, she comes out with about 20 videos at a time. She has epic costume changes and makeup. Birds land on her while she’s singing and she hits notes only God could hit. She’s fearless, she’s OUTRAGEOUS. She’s every drag queens DREAM.

There's Miley Cyrus, then there's Hannah Montana

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Miley is the sweet, regular girl- Hannah is the pop star….but wait, I think the two have sense merged into one?

There's Mariah Carey and there's "MIMI"

Mimi is Mariah’s DIVA, but it seems like sense she stopped singing her power ballads and lost the naturally curly hair that she’s actually BECOME Mimi, the diva who needs someone to wrap a towl around her when she gets out of the pool and hold her umberella.

Notice the diva “MIMI” comes out in this video when she says to the backup singer, “Stop singing my part now baby”

There's Madonna.....

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The raunchy, sexually explicit, cone wearing, grinding, evolving Madonna. She’s “Like a Virgin” and always finding a way to stir the pot…

There's Britney Spears and there's MONA LISA??

This phase didn’t last, cause no one was buying it. More like buying Britney Spears the Country Bumpkin.
Britney said, "whenever I feel like being mean or possibly bossing people around to get stuff right, it’s kinda easier to be called ‘Mona Lisa’ instead of Britney.”

Kanye West's alter ego: JESUS

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A little presumptious eh?

There's Shakira and there's She-Wolf

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Apparently “Shakira” wasn’t sexy or animalistic enough in the past, I would never have guessed- but now that her alter ego is SHE-WOLF she’s even more sexy….have you seen the new video?

There's Garth Brooks and there's Chris Gaines

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WHY, OH WHY?

There's Brian Hugh Warner and there's Marilyn Manson....

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Um, I kind of dig the alter ego…

There's Clark Kent and there's SUPERMAN!

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I have to admit, I dig both.

Johnny Depp is Helena Bonham Carters Male Alter Ego

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She says, “We have the same frown line and there’s certain similarities between the two of us, according to Tim (her husband Tim Burton) – we always like to camouflage ourselves to the hilt when it comes to playing parts and we both loathe watching ourselves.
“And we’re both pale and tubercular and have big eyes. Tim’s always said we would be great in a silent movie. I think he definitely thinks I should’ve been in a silent movie because I talk too much.”

There's Bob Dylan and there's Lucky Wilbury

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Fomr his group The Traveling Wilburys…hm.

There's Prince and there's THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE

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Then, he just became a symbol.

There's David Bowie . . .

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The British singer (born David Jones, but changed it so people won’t get him mixed up with the guy from the Monkees) who was a pioneer of glam rock, and is married to the model Iman.

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There's the Mean Bean

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She’s CRAZY, she’s wild- she’s ready to kcik ass at the drop of a hat! BRING IT ON! She’s fearless and FEROCIOUS. She speaks her mind and ninja chops at the same time. She’s totally crazy.

Topsytail

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Your average mash-up DJ by night.

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...then there's XTINA

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She’s DIRRRRRRRTY, she’s TRIPLE X. She can been found wrestling oiled up women, and men, in grimy rinks. She talks openly about her sexual desires and rocks pleather chaps.

There's Janet Jackson and there's Damita Jo....

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Which one is which?

There's Katy Perry and there's Christian Singer Katy Hudson

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Wow quite the change to going from Evangelical Christian to Kissing Girls and such….

There's Slim Shady...

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the nasaly white rapper. Who makes silly videos and makes fun of celebrities. He jokes about Viccodin and doing horrible things to his wife- he wears wife beaters and white tshirts and uses about a pound of bleach in his hair….

Then there's Eminem.

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Actually, he has TWO alter egos- because there’s also Marshall Mathers! Eminem is the less cheeky version of the rapper- he’s a darker, he’s quiet, he’s a kid from 8mile just trying to do something with himself. He’s a father and a Detroit boy.

....then there's ESTHER.

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Madonna’s given Kabbalah name. She’s the centered yoga doing, red string wearing, Kabbalah toting woman. Who also tried, and I say TRIED to guide Britney Spears into the ways of Kabbalah.

There's the Beatles and there's Sgt.Peppers Lonely Hearts Band

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A.K.A. The Beatles drug phase.

There's Ciara "the super hero?" and there's Ciara....passed out?

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I think she missed the assignment.

There's the Olsen sisters and there's the Olsen Sisters channeling aliens

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…or each other? They sort of switched places? Or Gremlins? Or future Courtney Loves?

There's Sacha Barron Cohen and there's Ali G

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….now there’s also Borat. Who I prefer. Either way, his alter ego is funnier than himself.

There's Jenny from the Block

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She’s into HIP HOP, she’s a fly girl, she wear bandanas and sneakers. She’s a makes cameos on rap songs and wears work-boot heels (remember those?)…

...then there's Jennifer Lopez

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She’s classy, she’s a business woman, a wife and a Mother. She’s glamorous Hollywood.

There's Mary J. Blige and there's Brook-Lynn

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Yeah, wow. She says, “I had to separate the two because Mary is nice, you know, intelligent,” explained Blige, “Brook is crazy and ignorant, and she don’t care.”

. . . then there's Ziggy Stardust!

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The gender-bending alien rock star whose rise and fall is chronicled in the album “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.”

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Then there's the SUPERSTAR WANNABE i.e. Victoria Chanel

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Yes that’s right, her name is VICTORIA CHANEL-Sometimes when she’s feeling fancy it’s Victoria Chanel MARGARITA, that’s her last name. She vogues in public, she has the perfect “pouty lip” and go-to Little Black Dress. She treats every sidewalk like it’s her runway.

Mine is crochet...is that okay?

No surprise here: my alter ego is an inanimate object by the name of Safety Cone. He likes adventures, but likes to read by himself. He wants to keep people out of harm’s way, but sometimes he gets silly around wine bottles. He is made happy by the presence of lots of people, but sometimes needs to take a time out to really contemplate life. He thrives on love and this scares him a little bit. Naps and bike rides are two of the greatest things ever.

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I’ve never had an alter-ego (I need to get on that), but there was a period when I decided that Scarlett Johansson was my arch nemesis.

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