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The Internets Bestiary

Captioned cats began it all. Now the Internets has a whole bestiary of sentient, or at least captioned, animals. And they're multiplying.

The Gods

Internets animals have their divinities too.

Ceiling Cat

Ceiling cat sees everything you do. It’s also rumored that ceiling cat created The Internets.

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Ceiling cat is watching you… right now.

The Internets PWN3d

Who owns the internets?

Raptor Jesus

Raptor Jesus died for your sins. He demands respect.

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Lolcats Bible Translation Project

Get your lolgod on. This is exactly what it sounds like.

Origins

Where did they come from? Why are they here? Only now are we beginning to answer these questions.

History of LOLCats

The First of Them

It began with a simple desire for bovine meat and dairy.

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And then it got weird

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Exploding Whale

It’s only funny because it really happened. Sometimes animals are even funny when dead.

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People do terrifying things to their pets.

Save a Lolcat

Adopt a cat. Take pictures. Caption them. Maybe they’ll spare you come the revolution.

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Internets Memes

Beyond lolcats, there are more internets memes to explore.

A Right to Free Speech

Give a cat his voice. Caption a lolcat today.

Lolcat Builder

Why They Will Attack: Our Sin

We took the bucket. That was a bad move.

When things were good...

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Now, not so good...

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Mah Bucket

This is how a walrus sounds. For reals. Why did we take the bucket?

Repurcussions

We took the bucket. Now what? Shark lawyers.

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Stirrings of Trouble

It begins with simple theft.

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Avenging Hordes

Though still relatively hidden with the internets, one day they will return to claim their own. Best to not be here when it happens.

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Mounted Unit: Lion Cavalry

Nothing can beat this.

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Naval Unit: Amphibious Tigers

By land and by sea… the amphibious tigers approach.

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Submarine attack!

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