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Miss California and Other Golden State Embarassments
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California, I love you, but sometimes you embarrass me. While you haven't had anything Blagojevich-esque occur of late, I don't think you've done anything lately that you can be proud of. Why don't you go think about that for a while.
Miss California Dethroned
After that whole mishigas (excuse my Yiddish,) about topless pictures and anti-gay statements, Miss California gets booted because she missed “official pageant events.” LAME! If you’re going to get dethroned at least do something scandalous.
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Haha! I just heard that. Seriously though, why did she even bother if she was just going to be lame at her job anyway?
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Lord only knows (and that’s probably a statement Miss California would concur with).
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Lord only knows (and that’s probably a statement Miss California would concur with).
The Miss California Debacle
Is it me, or is it just a tad hypocritical for someone to talk up their values while topless pictures of them are circulating on the internet?
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I feel like Miss USA Competitions are alwayws drama… they’re all cokeheads, skanks or tards. I think it’s their schtick.
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It’s so true! Well I guess you have to do something to keep yourself occupied while you’re NOT eating.
Precision Plastic Surgery
50 N La Cienega Blvd Ste 150, Beverly Hills, CA 90211
How you too can look like Miss California.
How you too can look like Miss California.
Well, At Least Miss California Has a Friend in Sarah Palin
I guess I should be surprised, but somehow, I’m not.
Palin-Prejean 2012
Maybe Prejean could be Palin’s VP when she runs for president in 2012. Would that be a winning ticket, or what?
Sinbad Adkins and Dionne Warwick
Apparently the singer and comedian owe the state of California a combined 4.7 million dollars in income taxes!!! All I can say is WTF.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
And he’s been our governor for the past 6 years! What’s with California and electing actors into public office! (Was Reagan not lesson enough for you people?) On the bright side I guess we can all be happy that old Arnie can’t be elected president.
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No really before steroids it was this big.
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Hah-hah!! With our budget shortfalls, looks like the drugs our elected officials have been taking are anything but performance-enhancing!
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Nice one!
The Governator
Sigh.
California State Capitol Building
1400 Tenth St. Sacramento , CA 95814
Where the goverator governates.
Vidiots
302 Pico Blvd, Santa Monica, CA 90405
Did you forget that Arnold was a barbarian, a superhero villain, and a pregnant man before he was a politician? Rent some flicks to jog your memory.
Did you forget that Arnold was a barbarian, a superhero villain, and a pregnant man before he was a politician? Rent some flicks to jog your memory.
Manny Being Manny
Come on now Manny. We welcomed you to Los Angeles with open arms, we put your face on billboards all over town, we even made Dodger hats with fake dreads for crying out loud! Then you go get yourself all juiced up. Is this what they call a “Manny Moment”?
Dodger Stadium
1000 Elysian Park Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90012
Where you can see Manny after he fully “recuperates.”
Where you can see Manny after he fully “recuperates.”
LA Mayor Villaraigosa Has an Affair with a TV reporter
Telemundo TV reporter Mirthala Salinas admitted to having affair with the mayor after the mayor announced that he and his wife of 20 years were getting divorced. Salinas was suspended from her job, while the mayor just carried on with his mayoral duties. What is this, France?
Los Angeles City Hall
200 N Spring St. Los Angeles, 90012 90012
Where the mayor works when he’s not blurring the line between media and politics.
Danny Pang: California's Bernie Madoff?
Former financial manager Danny Pang is being investigated for a running a life insurance Ponzi scheme that defrauded investors out of millions of dollars. To add insult to injury, Pang lied on his resume (claiming to have degrees that he didn’t) and the murder of his wife (who used to be a stripper) remains unsolved.
The Passage of Prop 8
Shame on you California! I never thought you would be one to discrimihate.
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Seriously California. You completely ruined my fun-filled election night.
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I know! At first everyone was like YAY!! And the everyone was like WTF?
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COME ON CALI!!!
The State is Sort of Bankrupt
What?! We were spending money we didn’t have? That’s just craziness! Or extreme debt, depending on how you phrase it. In fact, the state is SO poor that they’re proposing to sell state landmarks for cash. Now do we have any takers for San Quentin prison?
Proposed Violent Video Game Law
A while back the Governator signed a bill that would forbid the sale of violent video games to minors. Because everyone knows some of the most violent crimes are committed by overprivileged kids who play shoot-em-up games on their Wii.
Best Buy
2909 Los Feliz Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90039
Exercise your constitutional right and a give a minor a ride to Best Buy so he can buy some violent video games.
Exercise your constitutional right and a give a minor a ride to Best Buy so he can buy some violent video games.
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This I have to agree with. Stockton is an embarrassment.
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I know we should love Stockton just the same, but somehow I just can’t.
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I think that definitely speaks for itself!
Huell Howser
TV host Huell Howser isn’t really an embarrassment to California. I just find him incredibly irritating.
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and entertaining.
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I guess he is kind of a ham.
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I can’t argue with that!
Barry Being Barry
And don’t get me started on Barry Bonds.
AT&T Park
24 Willie Mays Plz, San Francisco, CA 94107
Where you can heckle Barry Bonds if you’re in the mood for some heckling.
Where you can heckle Barry Bonds if you’re in the mood for some heckling.
Our Air Quality is So Bad It's Embarrassing
Recently, the American Lung Association flunked 32 California counties in its state of the air report. Looks like public students aren’t the only ones who are failing around here…
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I alone look at LA’s smog and go “Ah, California. I love you.” Also, you have palm trees. Palm trees!
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That’s so funny. You know, I’ve never been much of a palm tree person. But that just might be me taking them for granted!
Toyota of Hollywood
6000 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028
Where you can buy a Prius— just in case you’re feeling guilty…about killing the environment!!!!
Where you can buy a Prius— just in case you’re feeling guilty…about killing the environment!!!!
California Does It Again (And a Couple More Times After That)
Pretty People Say STUPID Things: Cause God Doesn’t Give You Looks AND Brains by The Mean Bean
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How to Survive a Zombie Attack in California by El Guapo
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