BAD Cake Grammar

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Maybe it's the journalist/editor/former spelling bee star in me, but I seriously get a kick out of correcting typos on a daily basis. There's nothing worse than poor grammar/misspellings on important documents/collateral/desserts. Errr, yes, desserts. Not to be a hater on the sheet cake queens employed at the local grocery store/CostCo/neighborhood bakery, but some of these cake slip-ups found on www.CakeWrecks.Blogspot.com are downright hilarious! Here are a few perfectly good cakes that were ruined by some pretty atrocious frosting fouls. Have you seen some cake disasters?? Submit to CakeWrecks.Blogspot.com or add them on here for even more laughs!

Ummm...What's Her Name Again?

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You’d think that if you’re going through the trouble of ordering a congratulatory wedding cake, you’d at least figure out the name of the (bride) beforehand.

Dave's Been Rolling Strong for Fitty years.Plus Nine equals Happle Birthday

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Yep, That’s what it says.

I DIE every time I see this pic. Anyone else think it’s hilarious?

I hope the recipient of this cupcake is named 'Cool'

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Really? really?? Who doesn’t know the difference between ‘to’ and ‘too’?

Happy 2ndapendance Day

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Here’s an idea…let’s just substitute numbers for letters now…and mix up a vowels while we’re at it.

The taffle's worth the Hassel

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What is a taffle?? Ohhhh, a tassel?!
It almost takes away the attention from the ‘hassel’ instead of a ‘hassle.’ Ah, so close.

Punctuation? Where are you?

Period. Exclamation Point. Parentheses!!

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When in doubt, add punctuation wherever you see fit.

Find more of these disasters on CakeWrecks.Blogspot.com!

Happy Birthday Daday

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Phonetic spelling on an elegant cake? Sure, that’ll work.

Last Daz of School

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I’m thinking whoever wrote this needs to go back to school to learn how to spell ‘days’ before they ruin any more gloppy apple cakes.

"Underneath that"

One of those cake-writing-instructions-taken-literally examples. Do people use their brains anymore?

added by aliciak 08/04/2009

Unibrow Pooh Bear

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So what if Pooh Bear has a deeply-furrowed unibrow-seagull-shaped-monstrosity above his eyes?
Everything’s spelled correctly!!

Good Buy? Goodbye?

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I guess selling the cake was a good buy!

added by Michelle Daler 08/04/2009

Oh Deer. Where's Spell Check When You Need It?

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Pretty sure this is supposed to say “Happy Birthday You Old Bastard”, but hey what’s a few extra (or just plain wrong) letters thrown in the mix, when you’ve got a perfectly airbrushed deer looking back at ya?

Congratulations MATH!

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Okay.

What. Is. Going. On. Here????

My eyes hurt from this orange/purple/yellow numerical mishmash of a cake. No idea what the sloppy copy says at the bottom of the cake, but thank God they squeezed in as many ’09’s as possible up top.

Happy Father's Dad

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Day? Dad? eh, you get the idea. By the way, what is that supposed to be a picture of!??

Contragulations Ian

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So he mixed up the ‘g’ and the ‘t’….no big deal. At least the funfetti is sprinkled just sporadically enough to make a statement.

Happy Birthday Dady!

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Please tell me a four-year child spelled this and not a paid professional…

Close, but not quite

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Gosh, they were so close! They kind of remembered what your/you’re to use. But they got confused at the last minute and left off the “e.” Next time, right?

added by Susie 08/03/2009

Well Come Home

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I suppose if there was a comma in between the “well” and “come” this would make perfect sense.

added by Susie 08/03/2009

CANGRTALATION

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Hmm...

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All my base are belong to you?

added by Michelle Daler 08/04/2009
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Discussions

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This guide is amazing, but makes me lose all faith in humankind. I mean, cakes aren’t exactly easy to make. So if you’re going to put the time into making one, the least you can do is make sure you spell things right. Right??? Ask a friend. Or Google it.

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This guide it “to cool”.

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Haha me too! Although I think I’d be too disturbed by the bad grammar to take a bite…