Cafeteria Delicious-ness? Or not?

Beefaroni

(aka goulash). Always served with a slice of white bread with butter. Beefaroni sandwiches for the win!

Open Faced Turkey Sandwich

The gravy? Always congealed and lumpy. The bread? Mushy in the middle with perpetually stale crusts. The rock in my stomach? Heaven!

WAWHO Spaghetti day! It was tied for the favorite lunch day with the turkey day. It would come with frozen peaches that I don’t know what was so special about but i would beat up kids for their spaghetti and peaches!

ANY FOOD I CAN ADD KETCHUP

FRIES! HAMBURGERS/CHEESEBURGERS! HOT DOGS! HASHBROWNS! ETC!

Pierogies!

I miss school lunches, even almost 10 years after having one. Nothing like getting an entire meal for $1.25 and then super sizing it (getting doubles or triples) for only 1 dollar more. There wasn’t one meal I didn’t like, or at least wouldn’t eat, but pierogies had to be my favorite. Extra butter please!

Mixed Vegetables

shudder
My mom had to have a meeting with my third grade teacher because every ‘mixed vegetable’ day I ended up in the nurses office with a stomach ache.

Ham Patty

Usually on a roll. However, this picture appropriately induces a gag. I ate them religiously until I violently vomited for an entire 48 hours.

School Pizza

I think that it was some twisted school administrator that actually came up with the idea for pizza in school. They had to think of something that conformed to the high standards of then president Reagan, who stated that ketchup qualified as a vegetable in a school lunch. So voila! Pizza! Not only was it like eating the actual box that pizza would come in, it can be theorized that the “cheese” was possibly obtained from questionable milk sources. (See Simpson’s episode from 1998 when the mob runs the school lunch program and decides to give the kids rat milk in order to save money)

Don't forget:

All cafeteria food is eaten with the fabulous spork.

Second on the pizza. If you didn’t get pizza on pizza Tuesdays at my grade school, the cool kids would make fun of you.

Peanut Butter Balls!

YUM! YUM! YUM! The best cafeteria dessert EVAR!