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Internets - the Strange, Weird and Disturbing (Part 1)

By brianp | updated about 10 hours ago

Videos, pictures and general insanity of the greatest invention known to man - the Internets.

 

The Internets

A series of tubes, the Internets transports the most erudite and important information across the globe, bringing the most intelligent of people together in a meaningful and profound way. If you don’t have the internet, you’re not reading this.

If you know of someone who needs the Intrawebs, you should check out this site in order to help you get in the tubes. The Internets is the gift that keeps giving.

Still confused? Ask me how to get the Internets here

The Internets.

The Internets - Now with the Google.

Internets. Serious Business

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The Internets only allows the best aboard, and only those on their best behavior.

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Spelling

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This guy spelled the Internets wrong.

Dynamic Images.

I’m creating them.

Weird

The Internets have a lot of WTF moments (this stands for “What’s That For?” IRL, which stands for “In Reality LOL,” which stands for “Lots of Lame”). Here’s a few WTF moments.

WTF example 1

Dunno. Just watch.

WTF Example 2

Miss Flappy.

All Hail the Techno Viking!

Drugs - I quit them too soon.

Yeah, for you old folks this may seem like a blast from the past, but for us sane people there’s not enough drugs to explain this.

Japan.

Home to the weird. But they also gave us good cars so I shouldn’t judge.

Furries

You either know what they are or you don’t.

Famous People

The Intertubes (another word for Internets, along with Intarwebs) contains celebrities too, including dead ones that occupy the area electronically, like in that movie.

Andy Warhol

If you don’t know who he is, this will probably be a little…minimal.

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Funny Things

The Internets, being serious business, is generally not very funny. But sometimes an SNL skit will make it online, making the upper-class denizens of the Intertubes laugh.

Master the Internet

Benny Lava

Probably the greatest video ever made.

Drunken Jedi Master

Embarrasing Moments

This is what the Internets are for.

Mandles

Virginia, if you’re watching, I’d like some Peel Out and some Mud. Thanks.

Images

When the Internets were first created by Al Gore, he didn’t have images. Now we can use images on the tubes.

Internet Tough Guy

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Because it’s easy to be a 6 foot 4 Olympic powerlifter and streetfighting god from behind the confines of a keyboard.

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Clowns.

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The way the devil shows us he’s real.

MILF

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Not sure what that means? Ask your mother and quit bothering me.

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Stop your internal dialogue. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this.

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This is not the Internets. If you end up here, you’re doing it wrong.

Melissa Theuriau

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She’s on the Internets.

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Slater. That is all.

Time Travel.

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Safety is not guaranteed.

Barclay-Rex Pipe Shop

75 Broad St, New York, NY 10004

Company that produces the pipes that run the Internets.

Company that produces the pipes that run the Internets.

Google

2001 6th Ave, Seattle, WA 98121

The Internets homepage.

The Internets homepage.

THE INTERNETS MAP

Where you can find the Internets.

Coming Soon

More Internets guides, including how to do email and send important information like your credit card numbers to me.

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