gillian + volleyball suit + kitchen + glass of popov + weekend in burney + hotel + oyster bar + another volleyball girl = more amerikan than ukrain weekend
I like your profile pic, Jessica H. It’s like something from The Suicide Girls minus the wicked full sleeves and you know… the socially awkward nudity. I bet you like Hooegarden.
hahaaaaa great guide, I’ve got the beer drinking part DOWN!
Drink Beer
Men love beer. Head to your local brewery and you’re bound to see loads of men drinking their fill of the frothy stuff. If you can throw back a few beers, and not the light stuff, you’re more likely to be invited to hang with the boys. Wine is great with dinner. But guys like beer for day to day thirst quenching. Learn all you can and you may impress them at trivia night.
Who needs a fancy dinner out when you can get burgers and beer at Falling Rock. I like wheat beers, but guys think that’s frou-frou too.
Who needs a fancy dinner out when you can get burgers and beer at Falling Rock. I like wheat beers, but guys think that’s frou-frou too.
Embrace Barbie
She may be your favorite toy as a young girl, but she is the epitome of sex for a ‘real woman’. I’m not saying to go and get a breast enhancement (but men seem to like that too) or die your hair blonde, but it’s just a fact that men want a woman who has it all. This means a hot body, big boobs, long hair and a pink corvette. Maybe not a pink corvette, but men want you to look good.
Keep Some Things Private
Cameron Diaz is the only woman I can think of that can burp and men actually like it. Guys don’t want to hear about your cramps, pms, or that you actually poop. Hide your tampons and just let them go about in blissful ignorance.
Oh, my, where did you learn to do that? You’re so big and strong! You are the KING of the barbecue, hon. You like to hear when they appreciate you, so it’s only fair to tell him when he deserves kudos. They just seem to like it a litle over exaggerated.
Know Your Place
It may be the 21st century, but we all know that a woman’s place is in the house. It’s our duty to do the cooking (except grilling), cleaning and laundry, raise the children and still look like Mrs. Cleaver. Don’t pretend you don’t like doing these things. You’re a woman! You love it!
Just another day in the kitchen.
Boy's Night
It’s really ok to let him hang out without you. In fact, it’s good. It gives you time to clean the house and do the laundry while he gets male bonding time. He’s worked really hard all week.
He may enjoy going to strip clubs with his friends!
He may enjoy going to strip clubs with his friends!
Buy Him a 50" Flat Screen T.V. for Christmas
This will look great in your living room, next to a brand new Bluray system with giant speakers and even more hanging from the ceiling for surround sound. Giant speakers are good looking accessories.
Let him pick the tv and system…he knows more than you do about electronics.
Let him pick the tv and system…he knows more than you do about electronics.
Big TV
Don’t you do this?
Watch Sports...and Enjoy It!
As a rule, the male species likes to watch sports. I enjoy it, myself. I love going to sports events too. You’ll find your boyfriend is much happier at a hockey game than at a romantic movie. Save that for your girlfriends. Even better, learn how to throw a football, rock climb and participate in activites he enjoys.
Watching sports in a white tank top is bonus.
Wear Lingerie...While Cooking Dinner.
Women love lingerie too. It makes us feel pretty and sexy. But it’s not just for the bedroom. Why not greet him at the door in your sexiest teddy, with a beer in your hand and steaks on the grill….which he can finish cooking, because we all know men are better at grilling. ;)
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gillian + volleyball suit + kitchen + glass of popov + weekend in burney + hotel + oyster bar + another volleyball girl = more amerikan than ukrain weekend
GillianS + lingerie + kitchen = 2nd degree burns in sensitive areas.
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I like your profile pic, Jessica H. It’s like something from The Suicide Girls minus the wicked full sleeves and you know… the socially awkward nudity. I bet you like Hooegarden.
Drink Guinness – The liver is evil and must be punished.
Awesome guide! I especially love the icon. Oh yeah…
Yeah, I second the drinking beer part. You are fab, Jess H :)
hahaaaaa great guide, I’ve got the beer drinking part DOWN!