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Who Should Levi Johnston & Bristol Palin Date Next?
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If you haven't heard the sad sad news yet, Bristol Palin and her fiancee Levi Johnston have split, just two months after the birth of their son, Tripp. I know, it's really tragic. But now that they are both single again, it's time for both of them to get out there and play the field. Who do you think they should date? Let's assume that these potential partners will stay far far away from their poor baby.
Levi Johnston
Turn-Ons: Hockey, snowboarding, dirt bikes, Barack Obama, f***in’ chillin and obviously f***in’
Turn-Offs: Contraceptives
Hot or Not: Smokin’
WHO HE SHOULD DATE
Amanda Bynes
Something tells me that Levi, Amanda and Amanda’s legs could have a great time together.
Hilary Duff
Hey, she likes hockey players too! And, she likes to f**k. However, that whole condom thing could get in the way of anything serious for them.
added by jamesonandsoda 03/12/2009
Megan McCain
Why not go for the main guy’s daughter instead of the running mate’s?
added by Shawna 03/12/2009
Elisha Cuthbert
She loves hockey players!
Mommy Dearest
If I was Levi, I would use my connections to get a little love from Sarah. It’s pretty obvious that Sarah likes f***in’ just as much as Levi.
added by Hi Liner 03/12/2009
Britney Spears
They both seem country enough to get along well. Plus, their kids would have a new playmate.
added by The Mean Bean 03/12/2009
Bristol Palin
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Turn-Ons: Babysitters
Turn-Offs: Abstinence only sex education, vegetarians
Hot or Not: Pretty cute, actually. Love her hair.
WHO SHE SHOULD DATE
Haley Joel Osment
He seems like he could be a good role model for young Tripp (minus that little DUI incident). And besides, dude could use the publicity.
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…for “Planned Parenthood” in Alaska. Oh, whoops.
Mickey Rourke
He’s the current come-back kid. Bristol could use a positive and uplifting role model in her life.
added by Hi Liner 03/12/2009
Kevin Federline
Why not?
Tom Cruise
He doesn’t believe in prescription drugs and she doesn’t believe in protected sex – perfect.
added by Shawna 03/12/2009
It is All About Convenience
…And since we all know that Russia is so close to Alaska, it seems convenient to say that Putin and Bristol could easily have a hot romance.
added by AlexandraF 03/12/2009
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Levi Johnstone…. ew.
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