Bridesmaid Dresses From HELL!

Here Come The Bling, Bling!

This bride either had a ton of money (meaning the dresses are made of pure gold) or was really really poor. Either way, this was such a tacky idea.

Do they wear togas or flowers?

I have never understood themed weddings. Just get married and get it over with! Why drag your poor friends along with you through all the pain?

Once again… themed weddings? I guess this poor bridesmaid was supposed to have come from the Scarlet O’Hara days?

If you’re going to have a Christmas themed wedding, please don’t make your bridesmaids look like Santa Claus!

"Now, you all must wear ugly variations of blue and I'll look gorgeous!

Yeah, that’s really nice of you bride. I’m sure they all were smiling with pure happiness in this picture and not thinking about how ugly their dresses were.

The Bride Threw Up On Her Maids

Pink veils? Pink? I guess that is a floral pattern inspired by the bride’s bathroom wallpaper?

Roses Are Ugly...

Whoever told this bridesmaid she looked sexy, should be shot.

Puffy Sleeves Are So Over!

No more, please. This fad is long gone and no one ever looked good in them. Do not torture your bridesmaids who are paying money to be in your wedding!

Something Old and Something Blue

This wedding turned into Cinderella on acid! No, no, no!

Look! Here come the fantastic four! Aren’t they ugly in their matching blue dresses that they’ll never wear again?!

These women look like characters from Beauty and The Beast. You never know when it might be raining inside the church!

Oh yeah… great thinking bride! You switched it up with two short dresses and a long one in the middle for some variation! Good thinking!

U-G-L-L-Y!

For Patriotic Pam's Wedding

I feel sorry for this bridesmaid who probably committed suicide after this wedding ended.

Multi Colored Fun!

Oh just change it up a bit with various colors from the rainbow to give the wedding a splash of excitement!

Only the puritans can wear white! All other outcasts must wear the nonvirginal colors.

Pepto Pink

Just in case the bride begins to feel sick before she goes down the isle, she can look at your dress and feel as if she’s downed a bottle of pepto bismol. That dress will make her feel 10 times better!

What Was This Bride Thinking?!

Was she thinking? That poor bridesmaid!

Weddings Are The New Funnerals

Most weddings you attend these days will end in divorce anyway. That’s probably why most brides go with the black color.

Shake Those Tail Feathers!

Whoever thought this was a good idea should have asked the birds how to fly away after the ceremony.

"Does This Dress Look Good On Me?"

Of course the bride is going to say yes because she wants to be the only pretty one.

A Very Mermaid Wedding

Let’s have a huge wedding party! And let’s all dress like mermaids!!