Become a Bruins Fan Before Tickets are Impossible to Get!
Wait. Did you hear the news? The Bruins are actually winning some games? QUICK! You need to become a Bruins fan fast. I mean, you need to be able to say you were a fan before they actually win the Stanley Cup or something. Didn't you do the same thing with the Celtics? You couldn't have forgotten how much they used to suck. But you can't just start purchasing tickets to games and get away with pretending you were a Bruins fan all along. You actually need to act like you know something about hockey. And more specifically, the Bruins. Don't worry, though. All you need to do is follow this guide and you will look like you were right along with the Bruins through every miserable season. And like nobody deserves to see them win more than you do. It's not a fair weather fan if you've been a fan all along. Or at least you look like you have been.