Bort Guyed Tu Hepi Timez En Amerika!

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  • June 07, 2008
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I trey me bezt tu aids yu en fined de hepi timez en Amerika! Lek un de Oprah! Much Succez!

Hepi Purt Nombir 1: Getz de Employedment

Tu bez hepi en Amerika kash ez fektor beg! Su yu nedz tu getz de jobz. Luki mez I fund de jobz ketchingz de munkeez. Succez! De munkeez ar de treky bigers und soamtimez de getz avay. Su yu nedz tu getz de kash su yu ken getz de apurtmentz!

Treky Vuden Munkee

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De Munkeez tre tu trek uz tu kech da vuden munkee vile de snek uvay und pupez on de pepoles.

Hepi Purt Nombir 2: Getz de Apurtmentz

Ez must impurtenz tu getz de apurtmentz dat ez nut un fir! Mebez yu ken go bek un esk de unerz ef yu gut biter del eftur de fir es ut! Succez! Now yu ar redy fer de womanz!

Nut Bed Fur De Hoat Delz!

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Mek shir de apurtmentz es no un fir!

 

Hepi Purt Nombir 3: Getz a Kar!

Yu needz tu getz a kar tu get de wumanz. No Kar No Girlz! Yu ken gut vun fir chepez ef yu go tu Leetle Russia un talkz tu “De Chairmenz”. He tekz yur monez un givez yu swet ridez! Succez!

O Bebez!

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A swet ridez fer yu und yer womanz!

Hepi Purt Nombir 4: Getz De Womanz

Now dat yu getz de apartmentz (Succez!) yu ken getz de womanz und mek de bebiez! Yu ned tu bi kerfulez det de womanz es reel womanz. Pet hir duwn en czech fer de nevskaya. Ef yu finez de sosagez en de pentz es dosvidanya! Peple mey trize tu telz yu det yu ken luvez yer petz. I sez NO, I wantz a womanz! Yu ken finez de womanz evrapleze! Jest goze tu de onez yu lek end esk ef de vunt tu mek bebiez. Kep trizing as de furst sleps tu de fez wel meks et numz su de rist wel felz lek notinz. Finely yu finez de womanz! (Succez!) Agin I strez, czech fer de nevskaya! Much importanze!

Luvz yur petz?

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I sez NO, I wantz a womanz!

Hepi Purt Nombir 5: Mekes De Bebiez!

Okez! Ef yu ned helpz wit des vun en yur womanz dun no how tu den yu en beg trublz. I segezt waching de HBO en de cablez TV. Gut Lukz!

De HBO

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by bort  04/16/2008  Reply

Me es Bort! Yu czech ur eyz. Me es nu munkee. Much Succez!

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by shoein  04/16/2008  Reply

hooz ze phuc are u? U juan ugli munkee. kuries peepol juant too no more.

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by nina  04/15/2008  Reply

Bort, your spell checker is kaput…here’s to you finding “hepi timez en Amerika”…

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