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- June 07, 2008
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A Guyed Tu Beyin De Swet Ridez! Warez tu fend dem, how muche tu paidz, end tengz det yu shold luke fer tu mek sher et ez de swet ridez fer yu.
Teepz #1 Mek Sher Et Gotz De Injenz
Et ez vury emportunt tu haz de injenz en de kar. Ey crep yu nyet! Ef et hez no injenz et es jest smole howse fer de hemlez. Mek surez yu dunt hef tu fed yur injenz coz de injenz yu hev tu fed mekes de poopez. Nyet gud wenz yu hef de womanez en de kar!
Dis Ez No Gude!
Wan Denkey Poweredz Injenz No Gude! Poopez tu much en brakez de fartz.
Exctual Vedioz Ef De Dengerz Envowlvedz!
Des Guyz Womanz No Gevez Hem Hapi Timez Efter Diz “Candlez En De Windz” Trebutez Frem De Injenz.
Teepz #2 Mek Surez De Kar Es Nyet En Firez!
De pecturez bulo ez pirfekt ixemplez ef wat em telkingz abut! Shez lukin et de kar tinkin “Hola Crepez! No Hepi Timez Fer Des Luzer!” So mek surez de kar es nyet en firez! I crep yu nyet!
Dis Ez No Gude!
No Hepi Timez Fer Dis Luzer!
Teepz #3 Mek Surez De Kar Es Nyet Pozezzeded!
Vera empurtent es det de kar es nyet pozezzeded! I crap yu nyet! Yu no wunt ur kar tu fallo yu en keel yu jes when yur goin tu getz de hepi timez from yur womanz.
Pozezzeded Kar No Gude Fer Womanz Kat!
Ef yur kar keelz de womanz kat den no hepi timez fer yu mi freindz.
Konkluzion
Sew ef yu fallo dis gude avize yu ken getz de rite kar yu needz to atrakts de womanz en getz de “Hepi Timez” Much Succez!
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That one with the mule is pretty sweet but who am I kidding?…. I’ll never have a ride that nice.
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Hey Bort, I like your guide to buying cars! I wish you luck on finding your sweet ride and your woman to make bebiez with!
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