The Reluctant Attendee's Guide to Surviving an Excruciatingly Long Meeting

GREAT guide. I would only add: sit by the door! You never know when that chance to escape unnoticed might present itself. And: Upon taking a job, I am also known to share loudly with my coworkers/boss about my abnormally small bladder (it’s a medical condition, you know). Frequent bathroom breaks to go make fun of the speaker in the mirror are then forever accepted.