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The TRUTH About The Blagojevich Hair
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Let's forget for a moment that he tried to make money by selling Obama's seat in the Senate. You know we're all asking ourselves, "What's up with this dude's hair?" Well, I know I'm curious! I just want to call out the obvious here. Dude, what's in there? I have a few speculations about this hair that's all over the news right now. Let's get to the ROOT of the problem here....
Loads Of Hairspray
The only way I can figure he can get it to stay in that nest-like way, is with massive amounts of hairspray. The man has GOT to be loosing some hair by now! Is it even real? Maybe it’s a tupay!
Incubating Life
Maybe he as some eggs incubating in that nest. It seems like it could be a nice warm place for life to thrive.
Insects
You know there has to be bugs involved within the nest. There is just no way he could comb all of them out! I really just don’t want to think about what types might be in there.
Baby Flying Foxes
I think he has some little baby animals in there. If there is a soul inside of his body, maybe he is cultivating it by giving life to the baby flying foxes.
Little Tiny Babies
If his nest could produce life, these little babies might fit well in there. Aren’t they cute? Too bad he isn’t.
Documents
What if he is storing hidden documents in there? There could be more secrets that he is storing in that hair of his!
His Brain, or Lack There Of...
His hair is his brain. There is nothing inside of his skull but scar tissue. From the beginning of time, his hair has always acted as his brain. It controls his every thought, action, and physical appearance.
I always just thought he was wearing a little baby muskrat on his head. No?
added by Susie 02/04/2009
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Agreed. Thanks for the nightmares tonight.
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Those tiny babies are the most unsettling thing on this guide for me
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