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Do you ever wonder what Billy Mays would do if he visited Chicago? Me too.
UPDATE June 28, 2009
RIP Billy Mays. You will be missed!
Billy Mays eats pancakes
Salt & Pepper Diner
2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614
When you order any egg dish, this Lincoln Park diner lets you substitute pancakes instead of toast. (Yeah, you heard me right. Awesome Pancakes for poopy toast) What a deal!!!
When you order any egg dish, this Lincoln Park diner lets you substitute pancakes instead of toast. (Yeah, you heard me right. Awesome Pancakes for poopy toast) What a deal!!!
Toast
746 W Webster Ave, Chicago, IL 60614
The pancakes here are good. The french toast orgy is even better. Actually, the FT orgy is awesome and gets the Billy Mays seal of approval.
The pancakes here are good. The french toast orgy is even better. Actually, the FT orgy is awesome and gets the Billy Mays seal of approval.
Billy MAYS!!!!
Double thumbs up!!!
Bobak Sausage Co.
5275 S Archer Ave, Chicago, IL 60632
Billy Mays’ thumbs look like Sausages. Warning, Do Not eat Billy Mays’ thumbs. Instead, this place actually has some of the best bacon in Chicago. If you like Bacon, this place is a must.
Billy Mays’ thumbs look like Sausages. Warning, Do Not eat Billy Mays’ thumbs. Instead, this place actually has some of the best bacon in Chicago. If you like Bacon, this place is a must.
Billy Mays Uses Ebay
Buy Mah Stuff
I Sold It On Ebay
7104 Carpenter Rd, Skokie, IL 60077
When Billy Mays sells stuff that he is not selling on TV, he sells it on Ebay using the assistance of the fine folks at the “I sold it on Ebay” store.
When Billy Mays sells stuff that he is not selling on TV, he sells it on Ebay using the assistance of the fine folks at the “I sold it on Ebay” store.
Billy Mays Goes to Church...
The Church of Billy Mays. Kaboom!
Church of Scientology
3011 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
Billy Mays is down with L Ron Hubbard.
Billy Mays is down with L Ron Hubbard.
Billy Mays eats Chinese Food
Eat the Head! Eat the Head!
Nan's Inc
2360 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614
Chinese and Japanese. Good Rolls. Awesome Mochi Balls. BYOB which is always a bonus.
Chinese and Japanese. Good Rolls. Awesome Mochi Balls. BYOB which is always a bonus.
Goodie Goodie Chinese Food
2230 S Western Ave, Chicago, IL 60608
Billy Mays likes Goodie Goodie mostly for the Crab Rangoon. It’s kinda awesome. The low mein ain’t bad either. You can get two dishes for $19.95 (avg dish is $8-$10)
Billy Mays likes Goodie Goodie mostly for the Crab Rangoon. It’s kinda awesome. The low mein ain’t bad either. You can get two dishes for $19.95 (avg dish is $8-$10)
Billy Mays takes out the competition
Here’s a picture of Vince Schlomi (AKA the ShamWow guy) after messing with Billy Mays
Billy Mays Goes to Summer Camp
Mazel Tov! Kaboom!
Camp Young Judaea Midwest
990 Grove St Ste 202, Evanston, IL 60201
A camp for young Jews to learn torah and french kissing. Billy Mays Fun Fact: Did you know Billy Mays is a quarter Jewish?
A camp for young Jews to learn torah and french kissing. Billy Mays Fun Fact: Did you know Billy Mays is a quarter Jewish?
Billy Mays Digs 80s Bars
You wanna buy a Culture Club CD?
Neo
2350 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614
Billy Mays goes here when he’s in the mood for 80s Goth (which is never).
Billy Mays goes here when he’s in the mood for 80s Goth (which is never).
Reagle Beagle
160 E Grand Ave, Chicago, IL 60611
This is a funny 80s bar. They offer soon to be famous burgers and have a strange affinity for Threes Company and Mr. Roeper. Billy Mays shouts out “two thumbs up!!!”
This is a funny 80s bar. They offer soon to be famous burgers and have a strange affinity for Threes Company and Mr. Roeper. Billy Mays shouts out “two thumbs up!!!”
Billy Mays has long thumbs
ArtWorks Art Studio in Uptown
When Billy Mays does community art, he does it at Artworks in Uptown. Sadly, however this cool place is shutting it’s doors due to lack of funds…unless you can save it by clicking here
Billy Mays Knows Politics
Billy Mays fun fact: Billy Mays is a Libertarian
Cook County Democratic Party
134 N La Salle St Ste 1420, Chicago, IL 60602
Democrats for Oxi Clean!
Democrats for Oxi Clean!
Suds Factory the
3546 S Halsted St, Chicago, IL 60609
Billy Mays Recommended!
Billy Mays Recommended!
Billy Mays is a Mask
I look good in two dimensions
Chicago Costume Warehouse
1514 W Adams St, Chicago, IL 60607
Get your Billy Mays Mask Here. This is where I shop for halloween costumes. Unfortunately it is only open three months a year. The rest of the year it is a credit card processing center.
Get your Billy Mays Mask Here. This is where I shop for halloween costumes. Unfortunately it is only open three months a year. The rest of the year it is a credit card processing center.
Billy Mays is in your head
American College of Psychiatrists
122 S Michigan Ave Ste 1360, Chicago, IL 60603
Get out of my head Billy Mays!!!
Get out of my head Billy Mays!!!
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Awww so sad!! This was a good guide and I now it will never happen :(
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R.IP. BILLY MAYES :(
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Bye bye Billy. Guess he can’t visit Chicago now…;o(
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