The Best Popular and Wildly Inappropriate Song Lyrics

The Pointer Sisters - "I'm So Excited"

The excerpt above is from the Pointer Sisters “I’m so excited”.

The title of which is VERY literal. This song is so chock full of orgasm and other sexual descriptions, you wonder how it got to be so mainstream. These aren’t even euphamisms, people! Other lyrics:

“Tonight’s the night we’re gonna make it happen,

Tonight we’ll put all other things aside.

Give in this time and show me some affection,

We’re going for those pleasures in the night . . .

We shouldn’t even think about tomorrow,

Sweet memories will last a long long time.

We’ll have a good time baby don’t you worry,

And if we’re still playing around boy that’s just fine."

And from such sweet girls from Oakland. My, my!

Britney Spears - "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

This whole song is inappropriate.

The title, especially. Because I really have wanted to hit her, which makes me feel like a bad and violent person.

But she’s the one who asked us to in the first place.

Where does that leave me??

Cassie - Me&U

Get it girl.

This is the only song on this list so far that I actually enjoy. How can you not get a kick out of these lyrics?:

“I’ve been so busy but i’ve been thinking bout what i wanna do with you

I know them other guys they’ve been talking bout the way i do what i do
They heard i was good they wanna see if it’s true
They know you’re the one i wanna give it to, i can see you want me too . . .

Baby, I’ll love you all the way down
Get cha right where you like it, I promise you’ll like it (I swear)
Just relax and let me make that move (It’s our secret thang)
Keep it between me and you."

Huh. Turns out that Cassie is another hot submissive idiot. It’s a damn shame.

I do like the song though . . .

Led Zeppelin - "Lemon"

Squeeze me, babe,
‘till the juice runs down my leg
Do, squeeze, squeeze me, baby,
until the juice runs down my leg
The wayyou squeeze my lemon-a
I’m gonna fall right outta bed, ’ed, ’ed, bed, yeah

I can’t put my finger on it, but I think there is some hidden meaning.

Third Eye Blind - "Semi-Charmed Life"

This album dropped in 1997 and this song was immediately all over the radio. I remember listening to it in High School.

What I don’t remember, however, is the lyrics being about crystal meth and oral sex:

“She comes round and she goes down on me . . .

And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Chop another line like a coda with a curse

I was taking sips of it through my nose
And I wish I could get back there, someplace back there
Smiling in the pictures you would take
Doing crystal myth, will lift you up until you break
It won’t stop, I won’t come down
I keep stock with the tick-tock rhythm, I bump for the drop
And then I bumped up, I took the hit that I was given
Then I bumped again, then I bumped again . . .

You’re the priestess, I must confess
Those little red panties they pass the test
Slide up around the belly, face down on the mattress . . ."

Alright, guys, that’s enough. At least when you put the entire song lyrics together, it’s a positive message about the potential addictiveness of illicit drugs.

Which is the primary message I’m sure all of the kids get.

Thanks, Third Eye Blind, for your inappropriate contribution to popular culture.