Business Unusual: The Coolest and Funniest Ties Out There

Pouring Beer Tie

This is exactly what I need to remove that final shred of doubt from my co-worker’s minds.

Available for purchase at Amazon

420 Tie

Probably not the best thing to wear to your next court appearance.

"Fuck You" Tie (In Binary)

I never knew how easy it could be to express myself in 1’s and 0’s.

Available for purchase at Amazon

Hot Dog Tie

At least nobody will notice when you spill ketchup on it.

Humpback Whale Tie

Because whales are awesome, and having to wear a tie is not. Balance is restored.

Obama Tie

If my face were on a tie, that is all I would ever wear.

Available for purchase at Ties.com

Gold Chain Necktie

For your favorite Jersey boy.

via Unicorn’s Garden

Dachshund Bowtie

I mean c’mon; you’re already wearing a bowtie. Does it really make you any less of a tough guy if it has wiener dogs on it?

Zombie Tie

NOTE: Probably not a wise purchase if you work closely with small children.

Available for purchase at Zazzle

Mr. T Necktie

I pity da foo who don’t want this tie!

via simplynecktie

Hanging Necktie

I know exactly how he feels.

Via Woohome

Cock Tie

And I don’t mean rooster. Click HERE for the non-prude version.

The How Tie

In case you forget how to tie it on, the directions are printed right on the tie for you.

via Fred & Friends

The Classic: Keyboard Necktie

Your best bet for finding one of these bad boys is on eBay, or at the estate sale of former 80’s band members.

The Updated Classic: Keyboard Necktie

Is this better or worse than the original version?

Space Invaders Tie

Letting everyone know you’re not just a geek, but a geek in his 40’s.

Available for purchase at Amazon

Soft Serve Ice Cream Tie

If this thing was guaranteed to smell like vanilla for life, I would buy it in a heartbeat.

Available for purchase at Amazon

Jesus Tie

I want this purely for the blasphemy factor. Maybe if I pray hard enough someone will buy it for me.

Available for purchase at Funny Ties

8-Bit Tie

“Stylish tie Looks just like what Mario wore to his high-school graduation.”

Yes please!

via ThinkGeek

Unicorn Necktie

It’s silk, has a unicorn on it, and comes in pink. Triple awesome!

$40 at Cyberoptix

The Congruent Necktie

For the OCD businessman who needs everything to line up just right, including the stripes on the knot of his tie. Only $60 at Eric Glennie, but no word on if he excepts payment in the form of bundled pennies arranged in descending prime number order.

Infectious Awareables Ties

The mission of Infectious Awareables is threefold: to generate interest, discussion – even excitement – about serious public health issues which affect us all; to educate and provide pertinent information on these issues; and to attempt, through contributions, to support the efforts of those involved in research and education. They do this through a clothing line that meshes science with fashion to create some pretty cool stuff, like the above-pictured tie, which is a representation of the E. coli bacterium.

Bacon Tie

Can you really come up with a good reason why this shouldn’t exist?
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I didn’t think so.

"Bullshit" Tie

Best when viewed sideways… just not by your boss.

Available for purchase at Wild Ties

Spider-Man Tie

Admittedly this isn’t all that crazy, but I thought best to put it on here any case anyone feels like buying it for me.