Best Spots to get a FREE A** GRAB

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Look, some people are looking for a little nookie. There's a lot of lonely people out there, who- just want to be touched? Right? And with the economy in the shape it's in, it really isn't wise to spend money on a stripper, and such. So, whether you're the grabber or the grabee...check it out! WHERE HAVE YOU GOTTEN "A FEEL?"

On the Baseball field

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a nice “pat” if you will.

On stage with Justin Timberlake

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…I mean who are we kidding, Justin doesn’t have any problem getting some tail.

Playing Capture the Flag

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NOTICE, the flags are conveniently located near the booty.

The Olympics

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I don’t know if you could claim you’ve grabbed a better **s.

Someone reached their career pinnacle at this game, I’m just not sure who . . .

added by Karey Ann 02/10/2009

At a WEDDING...

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Or prom. Get a bunch of people all liquored up and dancing to Top 40 tunes, this is a the PERFECT ass grab location.

With JOHN MCCAIN

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….Obama new to run a bit faster, but if he had a limp John would’ve gotten ’em.

In a PACKED elevator

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If the elevator ISN’T packed, you may get punched in the face. However, if it’s packed coping a feel is nothing.

Ye Old Hut

5515 College Ave, Oakland, CA 94618

It’s a Public House, yeah, so that’s not so surprising.

But she was at least 45 with a mullet.

Yowza!!

It’s a Public House, yeah, so that’s not so surprising.

But she was at least 45 with a mullet.

Yowza!!

added by Karey Ann 02/10/2009

In a Bar

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…it helps if you start with a slow dance when a nice song comes on on the Jukebox. Or if you’re a little drunk. Also, disguising it with a “celebratory hug” like, “YAY, I’M DRUNK” you can usually go into STRAIGHT for the kill.

The Boss's Office

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I do not condone this behavior and must warn you about the repercussions associated with it. But if I had a dime for every time my boss grabs a handful I’d have approximately $2.40…. Of course then it wouldn’t be free.

added by Hi Liner 02/10/2009
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by aliciak  02/26/2009  Reply

Hmm with the slow economy, let’s find a way to charge people for a** grabs!

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