Best of Craigslist in Chicago
by ElGuapo - October 30, 2008
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Amazing FREE stuff posted on Craigslist by the smartest people on earth.
(1) Free Like New Maxim and Playboy Magazines (Oak Lawn)
This guy says he’ll leave the magazines out on his porch and the first person to pick them up can have them. He also goes out of his way to say, “no weirdos please.”
No weirdos? Are you serious, buddy? Did I miss something here? You just offered to give away your used porn collection on craigslist. I believe YOU would be the weirdo here, amigo.
Porn James H
Chicago, IL 60607
For all your legal needs contact the Law Offices of James H Porn.
Voted best waiting room magazine collection by Chicago City Search 2006,2007,2008.
For all your legal needs contact the Law Offices of James H Porn.
Voted best waiting room magazine collection by Chicago City Search 2006,2007,2008.
(2) Free - Body by jake Ab machine - pickup pending (Hoffman Estates)
Body by Jake? Who is this Jake guy and why is he such an egomaniac. Seriously, if I’m the one doing all the sit-ups, why does Jake get all the credit? It should be Body by El Guapo.
And honestly, what makes this Jake guy an expert on fitness? I remember the infomercials; he was never in that good of shape himself. So why would I want my body by Jake? Personally, I’d rather my hair cut by Mario Tricoci;
Lance's Gym
3636 S Iron St, Chicago, IL 60609
For a better workout, try Body by Lance. Conveniently located on Pumping Iron Blvd.
For a better workout, try Body by Lance. Conveniently located on Pumping Iron Blvd.
(3) Totally free 1994 52'inch tv by toshiba; Pick up at my house by Tuesday (brighton park)
More like totally lame. El Guapo knows you tried to sell this last week for like $100 and couldn’t get any offers for it. So what makes you think that a $100 price drop is going to induce me to come to your house to hall away your 1000 pound totally heavy, 1990s era piece of junk TV? Keep dreaming buddy.
And what’s with adding the word “totally”? El Guapo understands the concept of “free”. Adding “totally” doesn’t make it more free. It makes you totally retarded.
Best Buy Clark St
2650 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60614
Purchase totally awesome new TVs at this place in Lincoln Park.
Purchase totally awesome new TVs at this place in Lincoln Park.
(4) 2 brand new, sealed in packaging Today Contraceptive sponges. Expiration June 2010.
You’re giving these away? Are you crazy? These things would go for hundreds or even thousands on the open market..
Gallery of Condoms
858 W Belmont Ave, Chicago, IL 60657
Don’t feel like buying your contraceptives off Craigslist? Go to this place instead.
Don’t feel like buying your contraceptives off Craigslist? Go to this place instead.
(5) Christmas in October? Yes! (south elgin)
Here are the actual pictures from craigslist of the stuff that this person is trying to away.
Methinks people in Elgin, IL are crazy. What the hell is Christmas in October?
Beef Villa
1566 Larkin Ave, Elgin, IL 60123
For a real Christmas treat, take the whole family to Beef Villa in Elgin, IL.
Bobby Foster Recommended!!
For a real Christmas treat, take the whole family to Beef Villa in Elgin, IL.
Bobby Foster Recommended!!
(6) Free 16 oz Bottle of Peanut Oil - For Biodiesel??? (Edgewater)
Really? El Guapo thinks you are bio-retarded. Are you honestly trying to give away 16 oz of cooking oil and pretend that this stuff is fuel? El Guapo suggests you keep the peanut oil and make yourself some tasty stir fry.
Spigerman
WTF?? Who is this guy? and why does he keep appearing in all of El Guapo’s guides?
Oh, maybe it’s because he’s HILARIOUS.
Sam & Jakes Olde Fashion Ice Cream Parlour
17348 Oak Park Ave, Tinley Park, IL 60477
If you want a fat body by Jake, try this place above. El Guapo recommends the Moose Tracks.
If you want a fat body by Jake, try this place above. El Guapo recommends the Moose Tracks.
Totally Awesome!!
Dear Totally Free Guy,
Next time, please refrain from using the word “totally” unless it precedes the words “awesome” or “rad”.
Sponge Worthy?
It’s a good thing for Craigslist. Otherwise I would have just bought my contraceptives off the street.
Xmas in October!! NO
Unfortunately, Santa Clause got laid off this year from his job at the auto plant, so now junior will be getting a used filing cabinet instead of the robot he wanted.
(7) Junior Britannica Encyclopedia 1973 (Palos Hills)
I believe all this information and more can now be found on the Internets, but thanks anyway.
(9) 6 lb Can of Apple Sauce (FREE!!! Des Plaines)
Perfect if you run an old people’s home in Des Planes!!!
St Mary Pads Homeless Shelter
794 Pearson St, Des Plaines, IL 60016
Next time you have six pounds of apple sauce on your hands and you don’t know what to do with it, give it to a homeless shelter.
Next time you have six pounds of apple sauce on your hands and you don’t know what to do with it, give it to a homeless shelter.
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